It is a well known fact that indianrockolis 500 champion race driver Goggles Pisano does not live in michigan.
When I was a kid, my friends and I were riding one morning with our fishing poles to do some surfcasting one morning and we happened upon a cop standing next to a vw beetle on it's side in someone's front yard with a crowd of people there.
The cop asked us "who owns this car" knowing that most of us knew because we lived on a small island.
A big stoner named "chico" said "That's fred's car".
Cop says "fred vickers".....(local biker and mechanic)?
Chico says "fred flintstone" and points to the huge hole in the floor where the driver's legs go.
Cop was not amused and even more angry when he looked into the car and found the dislodged supplemental flooring was a stop sign cut to fit the hole.
Cop: "get out of here!"
