The rules are simple: Don't be a dick.
It was skuzzy's <----- fault.
We just witnessed a miracle and I want you to @#$%^& acknowledge it!
Yup, save that for college.
To suggest things that do not meet this basic criteria is equal to masturbation. It may feel good to you, will not produce any tangible results, and you may be embarrassed if you get caught.
Just don't do any drugs and you'll do fine.