Wow that looks.....super GHEY!
My predictions of the plotline post trailer:
1. That Eric Northman guy uses his vampire fangs and attacks the superduper aliens.
2. Qa-why gone gin pulls his lightsaber and attacks, then calls in some tomahawk strikes.
3. Meanwhile on the Carrier, both catapults are broken, and fixin' em will take ten minutes.....Rhinna writes a rap song saying "yo gee, BS, this thing'll be ovah in two minutes, get on it aaaight".
4. Climactic final scene : The beleaguered US Navy LCS Combat Frigate arrives with it's mighty 57mm gun and kills everything with it as it has no other armament, nor needs any apparently...."pew pew pew! pew pew! "
Roll Credits.
The folks in the audience after wiping tears from their eyes are compelled to chant USA! USA! USA! on their way out.
God bless you Hollywood.
