He had an unfortunate accident that night.
You see, he decided to go party that evening. I caught him by the chicken coop throwing back a cold one and jamming to "I Wear my Sunglasses at Night." Guess he thought I was the fuzz and took off running. But in the process, he crashed into four .22LR
Throw in a bored Oclub poster, a picture, and other bored Oclub posters, it became quite an interesting thread that night