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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2011, 07:41:18 PM »
Jaws: The Revenge

So bad that cable channel TNT edited the ending to exclude a character that survived being attacked by the shark in the climax. This increased the body count from 2 to 3. The shark was incredibly fake looking. The ending was simply retarded. The shark ROARS when sticking its head out of the water and EXPLODES from being impaled by the bow spit of the boat.

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2011, 07:54:20 PM »
Monsters ......   A truly unfortunate movie....The worst part is I sat through the whole thing thinking it might just pick up....it didn't

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2011, 08:03:59 PM »
Anyone like Vampires Suck? that movie makes me  :rofl :rofl
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2011, 09:38:07 PM »
Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2011, 09:41:07 PM »
Starship Troopers..."OUTSTANDING!"

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »
2012 was pretty diddlying awful

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2011, 10:51:12 PM »
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 12:13:07 AM »
The first 'Transformers' was so bad that I drove back to the store at 3am to give it back and have refused to watch any of the sequels.

To this day I've never made it all the way through 'Being John Malkovitch'. Three times friends brought it over for movie nights when it first came out, and we never made it more than about 45 minutes to an hour into it before shutting it off and either putting in something better or just drinking and BSing the night away.

However, the only movie I've ever fallen asleep in (and I'll get skinned for this) was the first 'Lord of the Rings' film. Slept away the last hour and a half, and refused to see the others in theaters. The battle scenes in the other two were good, but on the whole I didn't enjoy them- but then, I loathe the fantasy genre. Another one friends force me to watch.

But the worst for me, at least as far as disappointment went, was 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. After all the hype, all the awards, and all the 'OMG you have to see this movie' talk from said friends (I should know better by now), the at-the-time girlfriend and I rented it one night, and to this day I have no clue what the heck we watched. It made absolutely no sense plotwise, and I've seen Jackie Chan movies with less cheesy dialogue. I actually took it back as soon as we'd finished watching it and demanded my money back for the rental.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 12:29:50 AM »
The first 'Transformers' was so bad that I drove back to the store at 3am to give it back and have refused to watch any of the sequels.

To this day I've never made it all the way through 'Being John Malkovitch'. Three times friends brought it over for movie nights when it first came out, and we never made it more than about 45 minutes to an hour into it before shutting it off and either putting in something better or just drinking and BSing the night away.

However, the only movie I've ever fallen asleep in (and I'll get skinned for this) was the first 'Lord of the Rings' film. Slept away the last hour and a half, and refused to see the others in theaters. The battle scenes in the other two were good, but on the whole I didn't enjoy them- but then, I loathe the fantasy genre. Another one friends force me to watch.

But the worst for me, at least as far as disappointment went, was 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. After all the hype, all the awards, and all the 'OMG you have to see this movie' talk from said friends (I should know better by now), the at-the-time girlfriend and I rented it one night, and to this day I have no clue what the heck we watched. It made absolutely no sense plotwise, and I've seen Jackie Chan movies with less cheesy dialogue. I actually took it back as soon as we'd finished watching it and demanded my money back for the rental.

I'll give you the first three...  but I did like Crouching Tiger... the Dialogue was cheesy and over the top, so was the fighting.  But I enjoyed it for what it was.  Now you want to see something badass... check out the new 13 Assassins...  It's Home Alone with Samurai.  EPIC
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 12:34:30 AM »
Watched completely would be man stare at goats. Someone dragged me to the movie theater when it came out.
yep pretty bloody stupid movie.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 02:43:30 AM »
The Monster and the Stripper.

Dishonorable mention to Spawn and The Never Ending Story.
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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 03:40:28 AM »
Independence day :old:

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 05:44:21 AM »
Well there are so many, almost anything on the Syfy channel. But they are so bad they're almost good. Plus almost anything I worked on as an extra or bit part actor, delights like 'Laws of Attraction', it should have been good with Julianne Moore and Pierce Brosnan but it was terrible, plus five or six more others you never heard of, for good reason, even though they often featured famous actors.

Almost anything with Jennifer Anniston in it.

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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2011, 06:06:06 AM »
'Blackula'...'nuff said.


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Re: Worst movie you have ever watched?
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2011, 06:17:35 AM »
Iron Eagle III. Hard to believe anything could be worse than Iron Eagle II, but by golly they pulled it off.
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