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Re: Snakes
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2011, 07:03:32 PM »
There's a lot on the market but nothing works. Snake oil...

As somebody suggested, get to know the snakes and reason why are they coming to your property, which in most cases is food and/or shelter. Remove those and snakes will be gone too.

If all else fails, purchase half a dozen of kingsnakes (pet stores). They'll get rid of rattlesnakes for sure.





good call

 I watched a 3ft King eat a 6 ft rattler  :O

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2011, 07:10:38 PM »
the information is for a very girly girl bro.. I'd cheerfully help her out but I'm not driving to Ontario with a snake stick for anybody ;)




  Ontario you say,where abouts,close to me??? Soon winter will take care of those pesky snakes,they'll be frozen stiff.... :O




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Re: Snakes
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2011, 07:10:53 PM »

good call

 I watched a 3ft King eat a 6 ft rattler  :O
now if they showed snake on snake deathmatches (not caused by humans...) on animal planet, id watch that. a 3 foot snake eating something 2x larger? INSANE! :rock

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2011, 07:13:10 PM »
now if they showed snake on snake deathmatches (not caused by humans...) on animal planet, id watch that. a 3 foot snake eating something 2x larger? INSANE! :rock

ya it was crazy, thats where the "King" snake gets his name, from eating other snakes....

same with the King Cobra, he eats other snakes almost exclusively.

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2011, 07:18:43 PM »
ya it was crazy, thats where the "King" snake gets his name, from eating other snakes....

same with the King Cobra, he eats other snakes almost exclusively.
jeez...sucks that i dont get to see that too much up here. just imagine a king cobra vs a kingsnake. :O

you can probably tell im not the most educated on snakes :lol kind of stupid when we get right down to it. but ask me any question about a cougar...i'll have an answer... :noid

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2011, 07:25:54 PM »
King Cobra would eat the king snake every time. not even a chance for the king snake.

king snake about 5-6 feet (maybe a bit longer)

King Cobra  18 feet of insanely nasty attitude



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Re: Snakes
« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2011, 07:32:30 PM »
King Cobra would eat the king snake every time. not even a chance for the king snake.

king snake about 5-6 feet (maybe a bit longer)

King Cobra  18 feet of insanely nasty attitude



ouch....that kingsnake is in for one hell of a time then :uhoh

as for the length of the king cobra...wow. :bolt: dont wanna be around him when hes P'Oed.


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Re: Snakes
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2011, 07:40:34 PM »
jeez...sucks that i dont get to see that too much up here. just imagine a king cobra vs a kingsnake. :O

you can probably tell im not the most educated on snakes :lol kind of stupid when we get right down to it. but ask me any question about a cougar...i'll have an answer... :noid

So if I'm out at night and encounter a cougar should I buy her a drink or wait for her to make the fir... oh wait you were talking about the FOUR legged kind weren't you?
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Re: Snakes
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2011, 07:41:28 PM »
So if I'm out at night and encounter a cougar should I buy her a drink or wait for her to make the fir... oh wait you were talking about the FOUR legged kind weren't you?
well...we could talk about the 2 legged kind...but thats not how i roll.

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2011, 07:47:32 PM »
Just thought of something else that might work. Get a mongoose, that'll probably kill all snakes on your property.
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Re: Snakes
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2011, 07:50:33 PM »
Just thought of something else that might work. Get a mongoose, that'll probably kill all snakes on your property.

just one is not gonna cut it, yes they kill snakes but they attack them as a pack not singularly.

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2011, 07:50:44 PM »
Just thought of something else that might work. Get a mongoose, that'll probably kill all snakes on your property.
how would a mongoose bike get rid of snakes? i have one and i have to say, it never repelled any snakes for me :D

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2011, 07:54:32 PM »
well...we could talk about the 2 legged kind...but thats not how i roll.

Then you should prepare yourself young man.  Some day you will run into one and you have to know the appropriate evasive action.  They're sneaky and usually run in packs. 
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Re: Snakes
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2011, 07:56:00 PM »
Then you should prepare yourself young man.  Some day you will run into one and you have to know the appropriate evasive action.  They're sneaky and usually run in packs. 
well, the crazed family i live with they have probably already prepared me for such a thing. not to mention i was in cougar capital for 13 years of my life.  :bolt:

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Re: Snakes
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2011, 08:45:40 PM »
Best snake remedy I have seen, and it works!

#1 - dress up as jackie chan
#2 - Tie a headband around your head
#3 - Find a sword, the sharper the better
#4 - Run toward a snake screaming your head off
#5 - proceed to cut it up into tiny bits
#6 - celebrate your victory!   :cool:
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