Dear Mr. Kermit:
I am Molsman's doctor, and I am writing to say that I am strongly recommending that he not go into work on the following dates: Nov 12, Nov 19, Dec 3, Dec 10, and Dec 17. I am recommending this for his health and that of any co-workers or customers who might be exposed to him on those dates.
Out of his desire to make sure exposure to others is minimized, Molsman has given me permission to disclose his condition to you. He is unfortunately suffering from a condition known as "oportet luftwaffe". It is a little-known, yet serious, condition, which can be highly contagious. Maximal chances of transmission with this condition occur for approximately 4 hours at a time, with a weekly periodicity. In his case, based on date of initial manifestation of symptoms, the dates above correspond to these periods, and I do recommend that he stay isolated at least during the hours of 3-7 pm Eastern time on those days.
After approximately Dec 17, the condition will have run its course, and Molsman should be able to return to work and normal active life. We have given him a series of exercises to perform, especially on the above dates, that usually effects a full recovery in those suffering from oportet luftwaffe. We have seen nothing so far to indicate that such treatment would not be fully effective in his case.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
With best regards,
Dr. Brooke