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Offline gpwurzel

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Apparently........
« on: October 07, 2011, 11:54:06 AM »
Playing Nothing Else Matters on an electric guitar through a fender 100w Amp set at 4 in a 1 bed trailer is not a good way of ensuring your wife gets up.

It may have been a little bit loud.

Sorry, bored here, and found it amusing personally.

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 12:00:19 PM »
Thunderstruck by AC/DC not going down well either lol........

Some people have no taste dagnabit.

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Offline caldera

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 12:03:31 PM »
"Hells Bells" would be a good song to wake her up.  :devil
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2011, 12:06:07 PM »
i had Back in Black as my alarm tone when i was back in the states, woke up in a good mood "most" mornings lol
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 12:07:45 PM »
Snugs, I like the way you think - no drummer for the bell effect unfortunately (natural harmonic just dont cut it)

Selino, AC/DC one of my favourite bands to listen to, jam along with and play out live.

I can feel a rousing rendition of "Fuer Frei" coming on. I may be some time if she gets up lol.......
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 12:09:40 PM »
Thunderstruck by AC/DC not going down well either lol........

Some people have no taste dagnabit.



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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2011, 12:12:06 PM »
Cliffs of Dover + Volume setting 10 =  Good Morning
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 12:14:51 PM »
Had a neighbor who used to let her dog out at aprox.6AM every morning.

There was only about 15 feet separating our 2 houses.

The little yip yip dog would immediatly start yipping and continue for aprox 20 minutes. EVERY morning.

I asked her several times to please put the dog out later or SOMETHING.

I was ignored.

Soooooooo, one morning I set a microphone up in the window and recorded the little rat dog barking.

That evening around 11 oclock , I drunkenly wheeled my Marshall stack up to the window and repeatedly played back the yip yip on "11".

Problem solved.

"Apparently" a guitar amp can be a very versitile tool!! Alarm clock...dog repellent.......etc.
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 12:19:47 PM »
Snugs, I like the way you think - no drummer for the bell effect unfortunately (natural harmonic just dont cut it)

Selino, AC/DC one of my favourite bands to listen to, jam along with and play out live.

I can feel a rousing rendition of "Fuer Frei" coming on. I may be some time if she gets up lol.......

Why not just get a bell?  :D  There is a carillon manufacturer very close to my thatch roofed hut.  I wonder what one of the bigger ones cost. 

Always loved bells in rock songs for some reason.  "Truth Hits Everybody" by The Police and "Bottle of Fur" by Urge Overkill are two other songs that also use bells for a cool effect.

Years ago, I worked for a commercial window cleaning company and had to tie back to the bell tower area of the Philadelphia Inquirer building. There are three huge bells up there and you absolutely did not want to be up there when they went off.  :uhoh
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 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 12:30:37 PM »
 :D now there's a plan  :D

Boner, had a guy who lived above me who had a "noisy" girlfriend - by noisy I mean a screamer. Recorded her one day, set it to some music (gotta love you can mix things on a puter real easy)

Next time I saw her, gave her a cd with it on and told her she'd like it, but to play it loud

She never spoke to me again for some strange reason. Mind, every time I saw the guy who lived above, he started laughing.

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
G... you do realize that women will wait until your guard is down and give you back 10 times what you gave them don't you?

Sleep well buddy  :lol
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 12:50:54 PM »
Oh yeah, well aware of that fact Dman - I have to take her shopping now (by shopping, I mean she goes in, I wait in the truck  :D)

Well, at least she's up now.
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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 01:27:22 PM »
Wurz...wanna get her going for real.. try Enter Sandman at 7 LOL


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Offline gpwurzel

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 01:31:21 PM »
 :D Now your just trying to get me into trouble - I like it. :t

Never played that, changing that bit right now - gotta love tabs to give me a clue he he he

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Re: Apparently........
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 02:10:23 PM »
Wurz...wanna get her going for real.. try Whiplash at 7 LOL


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