Dear KrupCake:
The Texas Rangers would like to wish you and the Phillies a wonderful winter and especially to Clifford Lee, a wonderful hunting season. It is a long, cold winter and that should give you and your Phillies plenty of time to decide who will be bought at the baseball winter meetings. Speaking of winter meetings, the Texas Rangers would like to invite YOU as their personal guest. They have enrolled you in a baseball class that includes the topic of "which teams to play for if you wanna win a ring" but, unfortunately, the Phillies aren't on that list.
Again, best wishes and enjoy the winter from the Texas Rangers and they sincerely hope you enjoy Cliff and all of that wonderful Fall television. Popcorn anyone?