Forever Alone

[Dichotomy]

nahh Peng... take the doors off, tell her it's more fun with them off, then do a break turn.  Swear you broke up with her and she jumped.  Plausible deniability 

[dedalos]

Found a girl that I really liked, and we talked for awhile and I asked her to be my girlfriend. (This was like a week ago) Hung out a few times last week and she seemed to have fun - I even took her flying

Then today she asked me to come over to her house and she told me I remind her of her old boyfriend to much.

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OK maybe it isn't THAT bad.

Here is what you do.  Get a better plane (an F16 will do just fine) and take one of her girlfriends flying in it.  If at all possible, buzz her and her new boyfriend in their FORD tempo a few times.  Muahahahahaah 

[SEraider]

Here is what you do.  Get a better plane (an F16 will do just fine) and take one of her girlfriends flying in it.  If at all possible, buzz her and her new boyfriend in their FORD tempo a few times.  Muahahahahaah 

Why am I not suprised this would come out of your sewer? 

 

[FireDrgn]

I want a girlfriend that likes me for me.

I'm with you on that Frenchy, I respect her decision to tell me too.

Keep your chin up Tupac.  Aleast she told you up front, not after 14 years.

[dedalos]

Why am I not suprised this would come out of your sewer? 

 

Heh, you drive a FORD Tempo, don;t you 

[1pLUs44]

"Disregard harlots, aquire currency." 

[caldera]

I can swear I hear Eric Carmen singing "All By Myself" in the background.   

Get a hold of yourself, dude.  Easier said than done, I know but there really are thousands of girls out there.  They're everywhere.  Keep asking until one says yes.  Trying too hard for a girl that has rejected you will never win her over.  Been there, done that and it just won't happen.

                                    - signed, someone far worse off than you: a 45 year old guy without a girlfriend. 

[tokenjo]

Hate to see what he will post the first time he gets laid.....

He'll be like Reverend Jim from the tv series Taxi.  Haha remeber
The episode when he was at college and ate the brownie, like that.

Tokenjo

[dedalos]

                                    - signed, someone far worse off than you: a 45 year old guy without a girlfriend. 

Ahh, yes, he should be giving advice on the subject 

J/K 

[2ADoc]

And you should always remember the old saying," I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving."

[caldera]

Ahh, yes, he should be giving advice on the subject 

J/K 

Don't have one mainly for lack of effort.  Worn out from chasing all the ones I couldn't have.   

At least I have Aces High.  And Old Fashioneds. 

[Babalonian]

I can swear I hear Eric Carmen singing "All By Myself" in the background.   

Get a hold of yourself, dude.  Easier said than done, I know but there really are thousands of girls out there.  They're everywhere.  Keep asking until one says yes.  Trying too hard for a girl that has rejected you will never win her over.  Been there, done that and it just won't happen.

                                    - signed, someone far worse off than you: a 45 year old guy without a girlfriend. 

Hey, could of been a lot worse, he might of actually gotten what he wanted, right?   

[Pigslilspaz]

Don't have one mainly for lack of effort.  Worn out from chasing all the ones I couldn't have.   

At least I have Aces High.  And Old Fashioneds. 

Don't forget friends girlfriends as well 

[Scotch]

OK boys, I'm 47, here is some advice for you.

If a girl dumps you, do not ask why, do not make any attempt to keep her. Do not ask her friends about her, never call her.

This will go against your very nature and you may slip up but you must do this for 3 simple reasons.

You will not likely find "the one" at such a young age, you can try but they are bound to end up being temporary at least until you reach your mid to late twenties if not older.

You must keep your dignity. If you do not, you will absolutely lose the girl and your self respect both.

Old men are often still haunted, not by the one's that left, but what fools they were trying to hold onto them.

The more desperately you chase something, the more desperately it runs away from you. Whether you end up moving on or having a chance to reconcile, both hinge on the same exact action. You have to go on and be OK without them.

You do not have to be a jerk. The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy.

So go on and live your life without them and remember a lot of old men also think about how nice it might be to be alone.

I wish I had heard this kind of advice along time ago instead of having to learn it first hand.

[1pLUs44]

"Disregard harlots, aquire currency." 

^^ Still best advice here imho. Cause when you do the 2nd, the 1st will always come back to ya!