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Offline guncrasher

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a new kind of wish
« on: October 10, 2011, 09:52:15 AM »
I wish my gf is not pregnant. even though she's two weeks late.  please let it be menopause, pretty please with sugar on top.


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Offline gyrene81

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 10:19:53 AM »
 :huh   :lol   :rofl  IN!!!
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Offline coombz

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 10:23:37 AM »
at least you know you're not shooting blanks ;>




(unless she's cheating on you :aok )
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 10:49:24 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl What a winner

:aok How old are you? Past the age of death by your parents? :bolt:
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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 10:53:37 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
I wish my gf is not pregnant. even though she's two weeks late.  please let it be menopause, pretty please with sugar on top.


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DOH!  Seriously brother?  :eek:
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Offline Nathan60

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 11:12:47 AM »
Ruh Roh.

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Offline guncrasher

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 11:21:10 AM »
Quote from: B-17 on October 10, 2011, 10:49:24 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl What a winner

:aok How old are you? Past the age of death by your parents? :bolt:

last month i just finished paying my ex-wife's child support for my youngest child, he's 19 now.  not fair, i demand a recount.

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Offline Nathan60

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2011, 01:20:39 PM »
Fake your  own death and  move to the deep south its your only chance
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Offline lyric1

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2011, 03:16:53 PM »
 :O
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Offline DMVIAGRA

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2011, 03:19:04 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 11:21:10 AM
last month i just finished paying my ex-wife's child support for my youngest child, he's 19 now.  not fair, i demand a recount.

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Semp, maybe you can move in with DMGOD, either that or me. We will have lots of fun!!!   :devil
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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2011, 03:49:53 PM »


Falcon Punch, only solution.
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM »
thank you, thank you very much.  auntie flow showed up this morning.  i knew wishes get granted here  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.



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Offline vonKrimm

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2011, 04:36:48 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM
thank you, thank you very much.  auntie flow showed up this morning.  i knew wishes get granted here  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.



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you learn anything from that lesson or are you going to keep making the same n00b moves?   :airplane:
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 07:35:26 AM »
how do you spell relief? v-a-s-e-c-t-o-m-y  don't leave home without one.
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: a new kind of wish
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2011, 07:44:13 AM »
Dear God,

Please help Semp.

Do not let him procreate and pollute the world with more of his genetic code.

Also convince HiTech to give us a HE111 (and a Stuka G if you are not too busy)

Thanks for making the platypus, I really needed the laugh.

-Von
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