Beard

[Dragon]

I'm blonde,

This explains a lot more than you know.   

[Babalonian]

I'm dissapointed...  No one thought to suggest Nair yet.  

No no no.  Wax first, then we pitch the "gentler than waxing" alternatives. 

[Dichotomy]

never have your Lady con you into when you have been drinking, using the ol "women are tougher" "we give birth"  yadda yadda ploys to sucker you in, dont do it its a trap it HURTS REAL BAD.

I bet Dichotomy fell for it as i did  lol

nope I was stone sober and she was talking about waxing, I told her I thought she was retarded,  she swore it didn't hurt that bad... she lied

Of course I should have know she was lying.  Her lips were moving and not *cough* occupied at the time.

[PFactorDave]

I find this thread amusing.

I'm 41 and I've been shaving every day (except for a few months while in college) for more then a quarter of a century.  It is simply something that I spend next to zero time thinking about.  Most mornings I use an electric razor, I like the Braun screen type best.  Once in awhile, I use shaving cream (Barbasol menthol) and a cheap blade razor.  The blade gives me a closer shave, but is more trouble then I wish to spend on a daily basis.

I have now, officially, thought more about shaving in the past 2 minutes then I have spent in the past 20 years combined...   

[gyrene81]

Penguin I'm going to save you a lot of pain here.

Don't... my ex showed me how it felt on my arm...

Don't

You're welcome

lol, no, Penguin. DON'T DO IT.

you two spoil sports!!!

there should be a meeting to consider revoking your man cards. man rule: never deny the younlings any non life threatening experiences of enlightenment along the path to manhood.

[F22RaptorDude]

Pain in the azz, gotta shave every 3 days or my rotc grade drops considerably, plus I just hate having it, it pokes   

[Dichotomy]

you two spoil sports!!!

there should be a meeting to consider revoking your man cards. man rule: never deny the younlings any non life threatening experiences of enlightenment along the path to manhood.

It didn't involve him setting himself on fire or other permanent mutilation thus it's okay to warn him about it.  Manlaw Chapter 55 subsection b paragraph 8.  Argued Simpkins vs Simpkins and won by the plaintiff.  There was no appeal.

So STICK IT BUDDY 

[Widewing]

Facial hair bothers you? It's a minor annoyance, but it seems major without a baseline. As with just about everything in creation, you need a reference to gain insight. When you hit 18, squat naked over a mirror... Then, you'll have a reference upon which to draw conclusions....

[GNucks]

you two spoil sports!!!

there should be a meeting to consider revoking your man cards. man rule: never deny the younlings any non life threatening experiences of enlightenment along the path to manhood.

It didn't involve him setting himself on fire or other permanent mutilation thus it's okay to warn him about it.  Manlaw Chapter 55 subsection b paragraph 8.  Argued Simpkins vs Simpkins and won by the plaintiff.  There was no appeal.

So STICK IT BUDDY 

Uh, yeah. You can warn a guy if something's gonna' hurt, he just gets an extra manpoint if he does it anyway.

[Dichotomy]

Cited in the decision and I quote 'the 'victim' here was warned by family members but proceeded to wax his nether region thus creating his claim for damages.  The court orders the 'victim' to be awarded an additional man point but finds no cause for damages from the defendants.  Had there been possibility of permanent physical damage or impairment that would have escalated the claim to Darwin Award status and humorous at least' 

Thus there are no reprisals for warning because it adds to the humorous aspect..

So

STICK IT BUDDY

[Pepprr]

Man up boys...
try getting a brazilian, then we'll talk     

[GNucks]

Um, zing? 

[68ZooM]

Man up boys...
try getting a brazilian, then we'll talk     

Pics or it never happened      

[B-17]

I'm blonde, I can get away with it, also it's my weapon to keep the girlfriend from overly smothering my face.

lucky S.O.B...

Wish I could say the same, but I can't. Single=fantastic

[chaser]

Maybe things have changed since I was in high school, but I remember WANTING facial hair.  Right!?

I wanted facial hair and now I got it. I've had it for the last 6 years, Since I was 14. I think just about every guy I know WANTED facial hair. This is just another troll by penguin to see what he can stir up. Its seems he did a pretty good job this time lol