David Wales and Chuck Norris are brothers.
A damable lie!! The United Arabian Prince David
of Whales was once a conjoined brother of Chuck Norris in the womb. Chuck Norris round-housed Prince David
of Whales while their Mom was visiting a delegate in the Arabian Whales and out of the womb and onto the floor he fell. Only to be raised by the Royal Family of Arabian Whales, at the age of 6 David
of Whales filed for a petition of permanent separation and relief of Chuck Norris and his family line. Prince David
of Whales now lives comfortably as a pet cockatoo on the desk of former President George W. Bush and on Sunday's can be seen preaching in his church.
A GRIZZly bear is a cute cuddly bear...