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Offline MachFly

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2011, 10:22:00 PM »
just outta curiousity....how fast, and what was the speed limit?

I'm send you a PM, don't want to post this on a public forum.
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2011, 12:21:18 AM »
I got nothing against regular cops, I just don't like the ones who stop people for speeding and stuff like that.
I got pulled over 3 times this september alone, just for speeding (this does not include boarder patrol and road blocks).
:rofl  you should consider changing your lifestyle so you're not so inclined to break the law. just judging by what you have said so far, you are part of the 10% that the laws are made for to keep from endangering the rest of us.
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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2011, 12:32:40 AM »
MachFly,


perhaps you need a call from Jim Carey?



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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2011, 02:55:15 AM »
:rofl  you should consider changing your lifestyle so you're not so inclined to break the law. just judging by what you have said so far, you are part of the 10% that the laws are made for to keep from endangering the rest of us.


I respectfully disagree.

I'm not going to go into specific but I actually do try to keep it safe.
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Offline Maverick

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2011, 09:39:05 AM »
You may think you try to be safe but just from the self serving posts you have made here it's pretty obvious that you just don't like getting caught. In this case it's more like "a whine has been recorded". If you do something wrong, man up about it. It's not the cop's fault you were speeding. No reason to put the responsibility for your actions on them.

I got a ticket. I deserved it and paid it. No big deal. There are LOTS worse things that can and do happen to people.
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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2011, 09:46:59 AM »
Meow, i remember this 1 time when i was back in High school my mom got pulled over going 50 on the highway, the cop said that the speedlimit was 35, meow we were stopped within 15feet of a speed limit sign that said "50 MPH" and meow he claimed that since we didnt pass the sign we couldnt go the speed limit and gave us a rediculis ticket. My mom won at court tho  :D
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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2011, 10:10:37 AM »
 :aok :rofl
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2011, 10:38:23 AM »
No offence to anyone but from my experience traffic cops are a$s h01e$. The OP confirms my opinion.

On the way to work a few months back, 6 am, empty streets and i blew thru a yellow that turned red just as i entered the intersection and just as i noticed the patrol car sitting there. He pulled me over and asked "Know why I stopped you?" I sure did and I admitted blasting thru the light.
"Where you headed?" he asked. "Work" i told him.
"Next time be more carefull" and he let me go.

I have found being polite and honest goes a long way with the police.

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« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2011, 10:59:26 AM »
I agree, it works on school administrators, too.  I once missed a detention, (I was late to class) and I came right into the principal's office, and told him that I had forgotten, that it was completely my fault, and that I would be in detention that afternoon.  It worked.

Unless you think that you really are smarter than the other person, honesty works better.  However, lying is the better option.  It's all about taking calculated risks.

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2011, 11:04:22 AM »
I'm writing from the hallway at church. I read this in the big room and laughed so hard i had to leave.
 :x :x :x

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2011, 11:13:19 AM »
I'm writing from the hallway at church. I read this in the big room and laughed so hard i had to leave.
 :x :x :x

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2011, 12:24:31 PM »
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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »
I'm writing from the hallway at church. I read this in the big room and laughed so hard i had to leave.
 :x :x :x

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You on the internet at church :rolleyes:  SERIOUSLY  :huh




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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2011, 01:01:28 PM »
My hand held. As for the intervention, are you Pastor Wilson? You should just be happy I went to church, heathen and all.

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Re: Sheriff > Lawyer
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2011, 01:06:38 PM »
Welcome to the ignore list Machfly, you join an esteemed group of D-Bags.