many years ago me and some mates went down to the coast for a road trip, about 30miles in the oil light went on so we pulled in to a service station. it was my mate's first car and he didnt have a clue about mechanics so asked me to sort the oil. I topped it up and rechecked the level - all good.
then I remembered all the times I'd been the taxi driver when no one else had a car and how much they'd wound me up on road trips. so I poured in an extra litre, closed the bonnet with a thumbs up, hopped into the back and cracked open a beer. after about 2mins back on the motorway we made smoke like HMS Exeter retreating from the battle of the river plate. revenge is a dish best served oily, in a massive black cloud, covering all 3 lanes, about 40 miles long.