Bees

[F22RaptorDude]

I really hate em  Luckily they went away 2 weeks ago

[Dichotomy]

Scorpions around here are about as dangerous as bees, except you don't usually find bees stupid enough to sit in the middle of the bathroom floor at midnight right when the wife gets up for a glass of water.  Stupid scorpions, it's almost like they WANT to get stepped on.

Found one in my bed when I was 16.  They also don't appreciate being rolled over on.  I got to stand for my classes that day. 

[Dichotomy]

valium or tequila...both if you're not sure.     face the fear head on bud.

 

Works for wedding aisles as well 

[JimmyC]

well last summer I jumped in to bed
all naked and that
got stung in the gooch
theres a wake up call  for you right there
I was glad it was not either side to be honest but dam.......
it aint what I  needed
pesky wasps,.... killed 3 nests this summer
right pain in the arse

[Meatwad]

I would just like to bring it to your attenchian that before i read you post. i had not seen a SINGLE bee. not during the summer, not at all.

Then after i read your topic, i went out to get the mail.

I open the box, and what comes flying out of it? a yellow jacket.


I hold you responsible for the sting i got on my leg.  

See? See? Its an epidemic. Time for the "yellowjacket crusades"

[Big Rat]

Yellow Jackets are nasty little bugers.  My favorite tactis used to be to burn them out at night with some gasoline down the nest.  They got smart and built their nest next to my gas line this year .  Had to go and buy some foaming wasp killer, not as fun but it worked.  If you want some real fun, Paper wasps and paintball guns go great together for some fun.  Neighbors thought I was nuts, until they saw how effective it was

 
BigRat   

[Elfie]

you shouldn't be stroking anything in your lap...at least not so anyone else would know about it. sicko  


you think yellow jacket sting is bad...try getting tagged by a bald faced hornet
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Bald faced hornets are just one variety of yellow jacket.