congrats man wtg

Congrats!
Nothing is better than having to wake up at 2am because your son decided to move his bowels in the middle of the night and has crap up his back and can't sleep. Trust me on this one.

reminds me of the first time I tried to change one of my kids.....same kind of poop you describe....although when the wife walked into the house somehow that poop crawled up my arms to my elbows and basically covered my little girls whole body....the wife looks at me..all I can get out was....help....she starts laughing....I wasn't.
same daughter one day she is puking and somehow puked right into my mouth...so I started puking...picture me a 6' 250lb heavily tattooed, guy holding a tiny baby over the sick and both of us puking in the sink.....
