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Offline Tupac

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Dear PETA
« on: November 15, 2011, 01:45:59 PM »
http://www.peta.org/mediacenter/news-releases/PETA-Asks-Turkey--Texas--to-Change-Its-Name-to--Tofurky--for-Thanksgiving.aspx

I'm pretty sure the mayors response will be something along the lines of "Dear PETA, this is Texas, get bent."
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Re: Dear PETA
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 02:13:51 PM »
Oh yeah, this sounds scrumb-dilly-ishus:

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PETA's feast would feature Tofurky with mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes (made with vegan margarine), and vegan apple pie topped with vanilla dairy-free ice cream.




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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Dear PETA
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 02:57:48 PM »
hmmmm...think we can make them eat nothing but artificial foods until their internal organs shut down from all the chemicals and lack of nutrients?
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Re: Dear PETA
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 04:05:45 PM »
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals



Whats the problem here?
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Dear PETA
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2011, 04:15:37 PM »


Hey PITA?  STFU
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