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Offline Tupac

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I shot my first turkey today
« on: November 27, 2011, 08:07:53 PM »
and scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section......it was awesome!
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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 08:09:09 PM »
You do know that your supposed to hunt outside of the supermarket, right?
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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 08:09:38 PM »
Life gave me lemons but I made apple juice instead and everyone was like wtf.

It was the best day ever.

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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 08:10:16 PM »
:lol

The turkeys in there are already dead, no need to shoot them.




unless they start talking to you. THEN shoot them. repeatedly.

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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »
:lol

The turkeys in there are already dead, no need to shoot them.

unless they start talking to you. THEN shoot them. repeatedly.

Wow you're funny.

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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 09:28:28 PM »
and scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section......it was awesome!

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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 12:14:47 AM »
 :lol
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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 12:38:07 AM »
Good one  :aok

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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 11:54:43 AM »
and scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section......it was awesome!

I hope you yelled out "It's coming right towards me!" first  :D
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Re: I shot my first turkey today
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 12:25:30 PM »
Life gave me lemons but I made apple juice instead and everyone was like wtf.

It was the best day ever.

 life gave me lemons, and i threw em at people i didn't like.  :devil
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