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Offline Gman

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2011, 08:34:06 PM »
Death once had a "Near Chuck Norris" experience.
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Offline Helm

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2011, 12:22:50 PM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep ....he "waits"
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Offline skorpion

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2011, 12:27:01 PM »
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Offline waystin2

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »
Hey did you hear that they are making a sequel to the movie 300 starring Chuck Norris?  Its called 1.
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2011, 07:01:20 PM »
-a klondike bar would do anything for chuck norris.

-all men are created equal.  equally inferior to chuck norris.

-chuck norris can divide by zero.

-chuck norris was the best man at his own wedding.


-chuck norris is overra.....
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Offline SAJ73

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2011, 01:04:46 AM »
Quote from: Gman on December 09, 2011, 08:34:06 PM
Death once had a "Near Chuck Norris" experience.

 :rofl
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2011, 02:58:07 PM »
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2011, 03:16:07 PM »
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. shame that he's never cried.
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