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Offline Tupac

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2011, 02:41:05 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2011, 03:02:52 PM »
Quote from: B-17 on December 24, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
Chuck Norris kicked a McDonald's so hard, tit turned into a Wendy's
I'd rather have the tit.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2011, 05:05:27 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvmEZiIX3Yg&feature=related

I think thisll do it.  :t


and of course what could be better than the man himself reading his own facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLvdLWkhk8&feature=related
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2011, 06:48:18 PM »
Teh boogy man is scared of seeing Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2011, 09:40:12 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2011, 11:33:45 AM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #51 on: December 26, 2011, 11:45:16 AM »
I can only hope to look that good when I'm 72   :old:
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 04:44:33 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2sD4P_Ieg
Chuck Norris returns in 2012! :cheers:
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 12:41:10 PM »
Doggonit!  They spoiled the ending by putting Chuck Norris in the cast!

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 01:31:42 PM »
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2011, 12:24:31 PM »

 :noid
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2011, 02:38:46 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2011, 06:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Tyrannis on December 28, 2011, 12:24:31 PM
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Born March 10, 1940...

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #58 on: December 29, 2011, 07:10:44 AM »
Quote from: clerick on December 28, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Born March 10, 1940...


OH NO!!!!!!  Now I have to change my birthday. Chuck might not like me being born on March 10 also.....
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2011, 01:41:00 AM »
chuck norris once stabbed a knife with a human being  :rofl :rofl :rofl.

chuck norris has a gmail account.  it is gmail@chucknorris.com :rofl :rofl :rofl

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