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Offline 2ADoc

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2011, 09:32:49 PM »
Chuck can ride a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2011, 09:36:15 PM »
Chuck Norris has a house in the Atlantic Ocean, we call this the Bermuda Triangle, he does not like visitors.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2011, 09:45:16 PM »
His poo is considered currency in Argentina
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2011, 09:48:12 PM »
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands.... now they are just called The Islands.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2011, 10:07:26 PM »
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2011, 10:58:18 PM »
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.



Then it went off.
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Offline skribetm

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2011, 07:22:55 AM »
chuck norris is in the new expendables2; http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2011, 07:24:43 AM »
Quote from: mentalguy on December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

He started with a handful of seeds and after a couple of roundhouse kicks to noncompliant saplings, the trees grew together in the shape of a log cabin.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2011, 07:34:02 AM »
Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2011, 07:54:49 AM »
When Chuck Norris asks for takeoff clearance, aircraft on final hold short.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2011, 10:05:28 AM »
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When Chuck Norris asks for takeoff clearance, aircraft on final hold short.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero...

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2011, 12:45:27 PM »
I love those calculators!
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Offline camnite

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2011, 12:46:23 PM »
Quote from: skribetm on December 24, 2011, 07:22:55 AM
chuck norris is in the new expendables2; http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4
my screen shorted out at 43 seconds
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2011, 02:33:25 PM »
Chuck Norris once garotted a man with a cordless phone.
However, Chuck Norris wears Cheech underpants.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2011, 02:38:09 PM »
Chuck Norris kicked a McDonald's so hard, tit turned into a Wendy's
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