I must give a whole hearted apology 

Myself and Pervert are indisposed on the time and days you have put forward due to it being wash day 

Both are gussets are badly perished and require firm attention 

Wash day is very important in the old world due to the hardness of water in our respective households.
The hard work and pounding in our underwear is due to heavy work load  and pie consumption and thus means we need the allotted time slot provided 
 I will endeavour to express the Typhoons prowess in the MA on a Ad hoc basis 

ps Pervert is right to point out that i am indeed trained in the Eagles Claw, a technique acquired whilst living in Oldham in Northern England from Albert Raj Pal Singh of 23 Round Bottom Road, Oldham Mumps. 
Dolby is fantastic by the way even though he is Welsh