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Offline chaser

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IQ Test
« on: January 01, 2012, 09:16:30 PM »
Albert Einstein wants to test the IQ of three men. He finds men with IQs of 250, 150, and 50. He asks the man with the 250 IQ, "What can you tell me about nuclear fission?" The man gives an answer appropriate to his 250 IQ, and Einstein moves on to the man with a 150 IQ. He asks him, "What can you tell me about Nuclear reactions?" The man gives him an answer appropriate for a 150 IQ. Einstein then asks the man with the 50 IQ, "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?"

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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2012, 09:32:09 PM »
How would the man with the alleged IQ of 50 even be able to answer that? If Einstein were indeed asking him this question the Dallas Cowboys didn't yet exist.
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2012, 09:35:30 PM »
I thought IQ was a measurement of problem solving abilities... I'm not sure how asking someone about a given subject factors in.
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2012, 09:51:08 PM »
How would the man with the alleged IQ of 50 even be able to answer that? If Einstein were indeed asking him this question the Dallas Cowboys didn't yet exist.

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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2012, 10:07:32 PM »
You guys aren't too bright.

Some idiot just paid a ton for the Delorean from back to the future.  He went back in time and easily answered that question.

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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2012, 10:23:52 PM »
You guys aren't too bright.

Some idiot just paid a ton for the Delorean from back to the future.  He went back in time and easily answered that question.

Geez.  :banana:


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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2012, 10:42:39 PM »
I wonder if he saved any money by switching to Geico....

He made Geico.  :O
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2012, 10:50:21 PM »
IQ is the equivalent of processor speed, plays little part in knowledge, just how quickly one thinks  :old:
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2012, 11:01:11 PM »
I'm glad I'm not a cowboys fan.
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2012, 11:05:13 PM »
I'm glad I'm not a cowboys fan.

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Re: IQ Test
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2012, 08:13:22 PM »
50 IQ is usually the result of mental deficiency.

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Re: IQ Test
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Re: IQ Test
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2012, 10:48:30 PM »
50 IQ is usually the result of mental deficiency.

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That was the intended pun of the joke bud  :aok

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