Ring tone prank

[Penguin]

My little brother is getting my old cellphone, and I want to prank him by making the ring tone jarring, offensive, irritating, disturbing, and not safe for school.  Now, I could make it a loop of racist and sexist dead baby jokes in a falsetto voice, but I want to get creative.

My current ideas are:
A gruesome death threat in the voice of Clint Eastwood
Or
A carefully to timed series of insults to the teacher, in the hopes that it'll go off in class

Any ideas on how to say something that'll really make people's jaws drop and underwear change colors?

-Penguin

[Raphael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCk0uGwFZI


warning, lil language.

or perhaps "what what in the butt?"

[AAJagerX]

Be nice to your little brother.  Some day he'll be all grown up, and have a good reason to kick your A##. 

Screw with him enough and it WILL happen.

[EskimoJoe]

Things that you mentioned will likely get him suspended if caught.

Nice.

[nrshida]

Any ideas on how to say something that'll really make people's jaws drop and underwear change colors?

Yes, I have an outstanding idea. Read your own signature and think deeply about how it applies in this case. Any knob-jockey can play a sadistic joke, however it takes strength of character to respect the rights of other people.

[EskimoJoe]

Yes, I have an outstanding idea. Read your own signature and think deeply about how it applies in this case. Any knob-jockey can play a sadistic joke, however it takes strength of character to respect the rights of other people.

Outstanding idea indeed.

 

[Penguin]

Doggonit, you guys have a point.  The signature comment cinched it- I'll warn him about the booby trap.

-Penuin

[EskimoJoe]

Does that not defeat the point?

[nrshida]

 

[EskimoJoe]

If you want to get him completely wrap the thing with childish bandaids. Ponies, barbies, the whole shindig.

[Tupac]

If you want to get him completely wrap the thing with childish bandaids. Ponies, barbies, the whole shindig.

Or just set the ringtone to "I'm a barbie girl"

Harmless, but hilarious.

[F22RaptorDude]

Dad set my ringtone to angel by Shaggy and called me in 4th period on the last day of school, most embarrassing day in my life that wasn't intended 

If you want to get him completely wrap the thing with childish bandaids. Ponies, barbies, the whole shindig.

Got a problem with Ponies?

[EskimoJoe]

Dad set my ringtone to angel by Shaggy and called me in 4th period on the last day of school, most embarrassing day in my life that wasn't intended  

(Image removed from quote.)Got a problem with Ponies?

Only said it was childish. Got a problem with the reality of my opinion?

[F22RaptorDude]

Only said it was childish. Got a problem with the reality of my opinion?

Nah man I was playing around its cool

[B-17]

Bagpipes. Always so VERY fun to have go off... In the middle of a test... 25 feet away from you...where one couldn't POSSIBLY reach it in time to turn it off...

Death metal works too, and even better is the Star Wars theme.

For a good laugh, try the Super Mario theme.

For a class-stopper, use something very subtle, that will make people even WONDER if they actually heard something. A loud "beep" would be sufficient, or a deep, long, slow, maniacal creepy laugh.

For a 10/10 in AWESOMENESS...

Have it start playing jokes; but really corny ones. Chicken crossing road stuff, Chuck Norris jokes are EXCELLENT

Just suggestions that won't get him suspended/ you killed.