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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #105 on: January 17, 2012, 02:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Daddkev on January 17, 2012, 02:19:01 PM
:x I had AquaMan underoos! :O :x :O

With the special "snorkel" pouch?
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #106 on: January 17, 2012, 05:38:13 PM »
 :O :O You had some to....I new it!!! :cheers: :x
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #107 on: January 18, 2012, 09:47:05 AM »
is everyone here telling the naked truth?   :O    :old:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #108 on: January 18, 2012, 09:49:57 AM »
I can think of quite a few advantages of being naked, but after testing it I found some drawbacks also..
Now I am all out of sugar because the girl next door was here 5 times a day to borrow sugar.. When I said I was all out she came back with a cup to borrow milk?!   :huh
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #109 on: January 18, 2012, 10:58:30 AM »
Quote from: FLOTSOM on January 17, 2012, 02:08:42 PM
i didnt know that GRRanimals were still being advertized......arent you a little old now to be modeling for the toddler line????

No no no.... I have a contract with Depends now. Oddly NASA also pays me a nice sum.
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #110 on: January 18, 2012, 11:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Shuffler on January 18, 2012, 10:58:30 AM
Oddly NASA also pays me a nice sum.



I'd heard they were looking for models to assist in the design of much smaller, less awe inspiring rockets.  

Congrats  :cheers:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #111 on: January 18, 2012, 12:00:36 PM »
 :O :O Hahahahaha That was a good one! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #112 on: January 18, 2012, 12:02:45 PM »
 :rock Yes...my post got 100+ responses! :neener: :x :cheers: :D :aok
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #113 on: January 18, 2012, 03:22:42 PM »
And how many of them were yours? :bhead :ahand :bhead
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #114 on: January 18, 2012, 04:29:10 PM »
When you scratch, doggonit, you scratch!

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #115 on: January 18, 2012, 07:05:22 PM »
I wouldn't need a pen no more...
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #116 on: January 18, 2012, 07:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Tac on January 18, 2012, 07:05:22 PM
I wouldn't need a pen no more...
:lol
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #117 on: January 18, 2012, 08:26:42 PM »
They can see how scared you are.
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #118 on: January 19, 2012, 01:43:38 AM »
Quote from: Tac on January 18, 2012, 07:05:22 PM
I wouldn't need a pen no more...

The pen is mightier than the sword... :D
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2012, 10:15:35 PM »
Quote from: wiskyfog on January 16, 2012, 08:46:53 AM
ok somebody put superglue in the vaseline... Anybody know a good noodle surgeon?

Acetone works great for getting stuck fingers from superglue, unstuck.  Acetone can be purchased from a paint dealer.  I always have a quart of it handy.  Do not use it near open flame and best outside.  As to being naked outside?  Ever been a hippie?  Ah, the 60's...

Acetone on your privates might get your attention.

Ask any ER nurse about this mishap, be it accidental or deliberate.  I knew a guy's girlfriend that did this to him to get revenge while he was sleeping.  My nurse friend thought it was hilarious.
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