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Offline Daddkev

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2012, 04:01:36 PM »
 :noid My neighbors arent rushing over to eat BBQ  :banana: :neener: :banana:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2012, 04:30:53 PM »
Quote from: VonMessa on January 11, 2012, 02:34:09 PM
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Offline Dragon

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2012, 04:34:17 PM »
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Offline TeeArr

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 04:34:51 PM »
My wife would leave me alone... :banana:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2012, 04:43:12 PM »
Bedding the lady, no interruptions  :devil
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Offline prowl3r

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2012, 04:56:03 PM »
no one notices your drunk :cheers:
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Offline lunatic1

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2012, 05:27:18 PM »
Quote from: FLOTSOM on January 11, 2012, 12:07:02 PM
you can accurately gauge the temperature.....
yeah u can stay kool-evan when u get heated at game or player
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2012, 05:28:30 PM »
Quote from: dunnrite on January 11, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
Although, it would make concealed carry a pain in the ass. :O
depending on size of gun u could carry in there
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2012, 05:33:00 PM »
dadkev might start the first ever naked squad :x
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Offline Daddkev

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2012, 08:48:26 PM »
 :noid :noid We are " The Naked Avengers"!!!! :banana: :salute :cheers:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2012, 09:26:25 PM »
Quote from: Daddkev on January 11, 2012, 08:48:26 PM
:noid :noid We are " The Naked Avengers"!!!! :banana: :salute :cheers:

with such a small caliber weapon how do you actually plan on doing any avenging?
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2012, 10:33:52 PM »
Who's joystick is the best?  :joystick:
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Offline Ardy123

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2012, 11:56:42 PM »
Ever see a bunny wear clothes?  :bolt:
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2012, 08:02:08 AM »
   .....You can breeze through Airport Security... :banana:...
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2012, 08:21:44 AM »
Quote from: Slate on January 12, 2012, 08:02:08 AM
   .....You can breeze through Airport Security... :banana:...

and enjoy a breeze more than most  :bolt:
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