I hate when that happens...

[Melvin]

I ran into some old friends last night.

The last thing I remember was drinking tequila and making fun of the Broncos.

I woke late this morning to a rule 4 violation.

I hate it when that happens.

So, how was your Saturday? 

[AAJagerX]

The last thing I remember was drinking tequila and making fun of the Broncos.

They still had a heck of a year.  No reason to make fun.  They're one of the youngest teams in the league and will keep on getting better.  You on the other hand, will only get better at getting yourself Skuzzified.