I heard the MuffinTops are recruiting
, they don't like me though 

BigRat
Our squad is still full to capacity. Your persistence in this matter is flattering, but ineffective.
Two flyers is all we have room for at the moment. Accommodations for attractive female flyers could be made, should the need <ahem>
arise.
And it isn't that we don't like you, BigRat. It's just that 12345678 put his application in first and rules are rules.
Besides, we would only laugh at you the whole time for flying that ungainly contraption.
