Yes, it's amateur hour in the chemistry lab, and this bad experiment from the biology lab has gotten a hold of some
nifty chemicals!

Well, not quite. I won't be doing this in the chemistry lab, and as many of you would think, I'm not the result of an experiment gone wrong. However, I
do have half a semester of chemistry under my belt, and I would like to perform hydrolysis. As far as I can tell, it is a rather simple affair: Insert a DC electrode into NaCl dissolved into distilled water, and collect the bubbling gases. However, the problem I don't know how to solve is separating the gases in order to obtain pure hydrogen.
If any of the eggheads in here would like to tell me how to perform this feat, I would be glad to make a video of me using the hydrogen to power a torch or perhaps a rocket. If all else fails, I'll fill balloons with hydrogen, tape burning paper to them; and then let them fly into the sky in order to create Great Balls of Fire.
-Penguin