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Offline 1pLUs44

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Re: They do exist
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2012, 08:57:27 PM »
You value money over somebody's non-vegetative life?  What if he were your son?

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If he's that cruel to do that, he deserves the chair. If he's that crazy, he won't even know he's on the chair.

'nuff said.
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2012, 08:46:09 AM »
Simple fix, put him on death row with a Coleman stove, and some meat tenderizer, and let him eat his way to the top.  Saves the state a bill for a couple of injections, he gets all the vitamin K he wants, and then when he gets to the top give him the juice.
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2012, 09:03:56 AM »
I think a good way to save money would be to save them up, say, five at a time.

There could be an electric couch, instead.  There wouldn't be a waste of multiple appointments.

It would also save money on the electric bill by cutting down the usage of power by juicing all five of them at once.

Just make sure you wire them in parallel NOT in series so when the first one's eyeballs pop out, the flow path doesn't stop  :aok
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2012, 09:32:46 AM »
I think a good way to save money would be to save them up, say, five at a time.

There could be an electric couch, instead.  There wouldn't be a waste of multiple appointments.

It would also save money on the electric bill by cutting down the usage of power by juicing all five of them at once.

Just make sure you wire them in parallel NOT in series so when the first one's eyeballs pop out, the flow path doesn't stop  :aok

WOW Von......just WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: They do exist
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2012, 09:34:56 AM »
WOW Von......just WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Well, we ARE in a shaky economy right now, just thinking of ways to save the taxpayers some money  :aok
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2012, 10:07:31 AM »
If he's that cruel to do that, he deserves the chair. If he's that crazy, he won't even know he's on the chair.

'nuff said.

But if he goes to the chair he will not kill again.
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2012, 11:06:17 AM »
Well, we ARE in a shaky economy right now, just thinking of ways to save the taxpayers some money  :aok

Like I've said in the past, I have a length of rope in the back of my truck I will GIVE the TDC, and, it's reusable.
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Re: They do exist
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2012, 12:30:10 PM »
Simple fix, put him on death row with a Coleman stove, and some meat tenderizer, and let him eat his way to the top.  Saves the state a bill for a couple of injections, he gets all the vitamin K he wants, and then when he gets to the top give him the juice.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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