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Offline -ammo-

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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2012, 01:14:51 PM »
While traveling in europe I got to meet davidwales briefly.  He met me on his lunch break where he worked.  He was employed by a bottling company that bottled wine for several of the local vineyards.   David's job was to prepare the corks that went in the wine bottles by soaking them in water until they were soft and pliable.  Davidwales took his job very seriously and took great pride in it.  His face lit up with an enthusiastic smile when he bragged that he was the best cork soaker at the plant.  He boasted that on average he soaked between 100 - 125 corks each day, but held the company record of once soaking 244 corks in one shift!  With a gleam in eye he took a bite of the banana he had in his lunchbox he said "I've soaked a lot of cork". 

I asked him to share some new ideas he has for the game, but he continued to ramble on about how much he loved soaking cork. 

With lunch time over we said our goodbyes and I wished him well.  I asked if there was anything he'd like me to pass on to you guys.  He pulled out a single cork from his pocket and said "my ideas for the game have been ridiculed and dismissed.  I will keep my future ideas to myself from now on.  And when I die I'd like all of you guys to come over here and soak MY cork"

Davidwales
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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2012, 01:48:20 PM »
I didn't crucify a revolutionary. You can't make a great change if it's insanely difficult to decode your t@rdglish (english...with a lot of flaws). I'm not pissed off, I'm not mad - I was more along the lines of aggravated with texxt lyk dis on de forum bcuz thay thynk ytz phuneh.

You can attack me all you want - in the end: The person who failed 1st grad literature is no longer posting with that account, which means I'm happy.

People can post stupid idea, great ideas, crazy ideas all they want - All that I ask is they spell correctly so I don't have to waste an extra five minute decoding their "idea".
Be a revolutionary all you want, but for the love of AH - be an intelligent one. Those that follow the morons...are well...morons.

mfn sheeple.
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2012, 02:04:11 PM »
I didn't crucify a revolutionary. You can't make a great change if it's insanely difficult to decode your t@rdglish (english...with a lot of flaws). I'm not pissed off, I'm not mad - I was more along the lines of aggravated with texxt lyk dis on de forum bcuz thay thynk ytz phuneh.

You can attack me all you want - in the end: The person who failed 1st grad literature is no longer posting with that account, which means I'm happy.

People can post stupid idea, great ideas, crazy ideas all they want - All that I ask is they spell correctly so I don't have to waste an extra five minute decoding their "idea".
Be a revolutionary all you want, but for the love of AH - be an intelligent one. Those that follow the morons...are well...morons.

mfn sheeple.

Hold on let me decipher mfn..............
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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2012, 05:41:39 PM »
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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2012, 05:47:23 PM »
I didn't crucify a revolutionary. You can't make a great change if it's insanely difficult to decode your t@rdglish (english...with a lot of flaws). I'm not pissed off, I'm not mad - I was more along the lines of aggravated with texxt lyk dis on de forum bcuz thay thynk ytz phuneh.

You can attack me all you want - in the end: The person who failed 1st grad literature is no longer posting with that account, which means I'm happy.

People can post stupid idea, great ideas, crazy ideas all they want - All that I ask is they spell correctly so I don't have to waste an extra five minute decoding their "idea".
Be a revolutionary all you want, but for the love of AH - be an intelligent one. Those that follow the morons...are well...morons.

mfn sheeple.

you are so clueless that it hurt me a little to read your post
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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2012, 05:58:50 PM »
Not clueless. I just see zero point in dealing with a child on the forum. No sympathy for someone who types that way.

Something keeps pinging in the back of my head where someone mentioned their kid beginning to play (which is great)...I swore that DW had to have been him...but then...the threads continued...and got worse...  :rolleyes:

bcuz troling on th forum iz uber kol lyk wot othurs sayh. i meen rly wut iz wrng wit dis on teh payg evrydai? mayb i kan start tiping lyk dis and get lots uv chearz frum th komunity. :D
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2012, 06:09:05 PM »
This thread is more worthless than anything he ever posted.  His threads at least made a lot of people laugh. 
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Re: HES GONE
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2012, 06:26:43 PM »
 If he is gone what is this  about again  :headscratch: :headscratch: :neener:miss him already dont we  :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana: :banana: :old:
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