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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2012, 02:50:15 PM »
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2012, 02:56:55 PM »
 :headscratch: Tax exempt status?

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2012, 03:02:55 PM »
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Re: The Church of David Wales
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2012, 03:48:45 PM »
From: The Great Act of the Arena's.
by: the Unknown Chronicler of Gaming.

Act145, Scene 8, 12th year of the new era.

Saint David's Sacrafice.

David of Wales appeared in the midst of the Lions and Lambs to challenge their mutual antipathy in the name of a higher ideal with words of an illiterate child. Poorly written were his missives but, with a power to blunt the slings and arrows in the fray. So childish that the Lions and Lambs banded together and asked Caesar to punish him in the name of their arrogance. David even childishly challenged Caesar and thus stood to Caesar's Judgment Seat and met his end.

The Lions and Lambs rejoiced. At first....

Caesar is a wise ruler. He accepets nearly all conduct from his subjects but, knows familiarity is the bane of his subjects respect to his power. Swift was the martyrdom of David upon the rule of the Caesars by which order is kept for us all. Slower, as the tide gathers power, voices spoke upon the the wake of the passing merryments and salutaions to Caesar's wisdom in ending David's time with the empire of Aces High.

Lambs: Lions we have wronged a great man.
Lions: No, Caesar ate him, we only watched.
Lambs: Silly Lions Caesar does not eat his subjects.
Lions: We wish. And wish he shared.
Lambs: Were you not ashamed when he was struck down?
Lions: We do miss him. Did you not enjoy slinging those barbs and rocks yourselves?
Lambs: Yes, it was like, like being a, a, a...lion!
Lions: What was his name?.....Oh! long do Lions remember a David, a Lion slayer of old.
Lambs: No you Sillies. David of Wales. A kind and gentel soul.
Lions: He was entertaining in a newborn breakfast kind of way.
Lambs: Always food with you Lions. Yes he was entertaining. We saw you smile as did we.
Lions: What do you want from us? We did not know until he was Done, the value of his presence.
Lambs: A few less refrences to food and more to his soul.
Lions: We miss him strangely as we now wonder how we enjoy conversing with you.
Lambs: Yes the true power of the man and his sacrafice for our equanimity.
Lions: Yes, that is power if we are conversing with you as equals and not as lunch.
Lambs: We will ingnor that. In the name of this equanimity lets honor this man's sacrafice.
Lions: Yes, Lamb only 4 times a week instead of 7.
Lambs: We were inclined to raise a temple to tollernace and his martyrdom for the miracle of our conversation.
Lions: Well, Ok, we will only hunt Lambs we do not know personaly or belong to your temple.
Lambs: Concessions from Lions! The man must really have been a Saint!
Lions: We are hungry. Is there anything else?
Lambs: Yes the temple will be dedicated to St. David.
Lions: Good! Brand that on yourselves and your followers and we won't eat you.
   
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2012, 03:51:57 PM »
From: The Great Act of the Arena's.
by: the Unknown Chronicler of Gaming.

Act145, Scene 8, 12th year of the new era.

Saint David's Sacrafice.

David of Wales appeared in the midst of the Lions and Lambs to challenge their mutual antipathy in the name of a higher ideal with words of an illiterate child. Poorly written were his missives but, with a power to blunt the slings and arrows in the fray. So childish that the Lions and Lambs banded together and asked Caesar to punish him in the name of their arrogance. David even childishly challenged Caesar and thus stood to Caesar's Judgment Seat and met his end.

The Lions and Lambs rejoiced. At first....

Caesar is a wise ruler. He accepets nearly all conduct from his subjects but, knows familiarity is the bane of his subjects respect to his power. Swift was the martyrdom of David upon the rule of the Caesars by which order is kept for us all. Slower, as the tide gathers power, voices spoke upon the the wake of the passing merryments and salutaions to Caesar's wisdom in ending David's time with the empire of Aces High.

Lambs: Lions we have wronged a great man.
Lions: No, Caesar ate him, we only watched.
Lambs: Silly Lions Caesar does not eat his subjects.
Lions: We wish. And wish he shared.
Lambs: Were you not ashamed when he was struck down?
Lions: We do miss him. Did you not enjoy slinging those barbs and rocks yourselves?
Lambs: Yes, it was like, like being a, a, a...lion!
Lions: What was his name?.....Oh! long do Lions remember a David, a Lion slayer of old.
Lambs: No you Sillies. David of Wales. A kind and gentel soul.
Lions: He was entertaining in a newborn breakfast kind of way.
Lambs: Always food with you Lions. Yes he was entertaining. We saw you smile as did we.
Lions: What do you want from us? We did not know until he was Done, the value of his presence.
Lambs: A few less refrences to food and more to his soul.
Lions: We miss him strangely as we now wonder how we enjoy conversing with you.
Lambs: Yes the true power of the man and his sacrafice for our equanimity.
Lions: Yes, that is power if we are conversing with you as equals and not as lunch.
Lambs: We will ingnor that. In the name of this equanimity lets honor this man's sacrafice.
Lions: Yes, Lamb only 4 times a week instead of 7.
Lambs: We were inclined to raise a temple to tollernace and his martyrdom for the miracle of our conversation.
Lions: Well, Ok, we will only hunt Lambs we do not know personaly or belong to your temple.
Lambs: Concessions from Lions! The man must really have been a Saint!
Lions: We are hungry. Is there anything else?
Lambs: Yes the temple will be dedicated to St. David.
Lions: Good! Brand that on yourselves and your followers and we won't eat you.
   

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2012, 04:12:02 PM »
:headscratch: Tax exempt status?

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2012, 05:10:19 PM »
Darn I already filed my taxes, oh well next year.
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Re: The Church of David Wales
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #54 on: February 08, 2012, 06:08:47 PM »
From: The Great Act of the Arena's.
by: the Unknown Chronicler of Gaming.

Act145, Scene 8, 12th year of the new era.

Saint David's Sacrafice.

David of Wales appeared in the midst of the Lions and Lambs to challenge their mutual antipathy in the name of a higher ideal with words of an illiterate child. Poorly written were his missives but, with a power to blunt the slings and arrows in the fray. So childish that the Lions and Lambs banded together and asked Caesar to punish him in the name of their arrogance. David even childishly challenged Caesar and thus stood to Caesar's Judgment Seat and met his end.

The Lions and Lambs rejoiced. At first....

Caesar is a wise ruler. He accepets nearly all conduct from his subjects but, knows familiarity is the bane of his subjects respect to his power. Swift was the martyrdom of David upon the rule of the Caesars by which order is kept for us all. Slower, as the tide gathers power, voices spoke upon the the wake of the passing merryments and salutaions to Caesar's wisdom in ending David's time with the empire of Aces High.

Lambs: Lions we have wronged a great man.
Lions: No, Caesar ate him, we only watched.
Lambs: Silly Lions Caesar does not eat his subjects.
Lions: We wish. And wish he shared.
Lambs: Were you not ashamed when he was struck down?
Lions: We do miss him. Did you not enjoy slinging those barbs and rocks yourselves?
Lambs: Yes, it was like, like being a, a, a...lion!
Lions: What was his name?.....Oh! long do Lions remember a David, a Lion slayer of old.
Lambs: No you Sillies. David of Wales. A kind and gentel soul.
Lions: He was entertaining in a newborn breakfast kind of way.
Lambs: Always food with you Lions. Yes he was entertaining. We saw you smile as did we.
Lions: What do you want from us? We did not know until he was Done, the value of his presence.
Lambs: A few less refrences to food and more to his soul.
Lions: We miss him strangely as we now wonder how we enjoy conversing with you.
Lambs: Yes the true power of the man and his sacrafice for our equanimity.
Lions: Yes, that is power if we are conversing with you as equals and not as lunch.
Lambs: We will ingnor that. In the name of this equanimity lets honor this man's sacrafice.
Lions: Yes, Lamb only 4 times a week instead of 7.
Lambs: We were inclined to raise a temple to tollernace and his martyrdom for the miracle of our conversation.
Lions: Well, Ok, we will only hunt Lambs we do not know personaly or belong to your temple.
Lambs: Concessions from Lions! The man must really have been a Saint!
Lions: We are hungry. Is there anything else?
Lambs: Yes the temple will be dedicated to St. David.
Lions: Good! Brand that on yourselves and your followers and we won't eat you.
   

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #55 on: February 08, 2012, 06:13:33 PM »
David Wales has transcended the mere annoying and become something altogether greater.  He has become... Meme.


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« Reply #56 on: February 08, 2012, 06:23:14 PM »
David Wales has transcended the mere annoying and become something altogether greater.  He has become... Meme.



We all have witnessed when a man transcends from the mortal realm to the realm of the Gods of Meme.  We have been truly blessed.

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2012, 10:13:28 PM »
From the Gospel of David, Book of General Discussion

Post 17  "You are al brothers to me think u are real good , may be one day, we can have peace,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!"

Post 30  "hey guys calm down i am not dead and i will not forget u all , all i want is a equelibrian , and good ideas"


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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2012, 03:58:57 AM »
And David gave to his fellow players the certainty of a brighter tomorrow. His sacrafice to the foundation of an equal pursuit of situational happiness upon the resolute knowledge that we all can persevere in his absence. St. David bless'd us with the knowlege of our own happy freedom by the power or our individual imaginations.

God Bless St. David of Wales!

We are free men by his martyrdom and the ageless understanding of our Primal focus by the Archangels Hitech and Pyro to the genius of their imaginiations we call Aces High.

Devotion to St. David is to play Aces High with unbridaled ferver and dedication to fearlessness of action no matter our personal fear of destruction. St. David met his judgement in our name with a fearless spirit to lead us to a higher purpose of game endevor. Each of us is granted immortality within the boundries of the Aces Hige Empire. To which each of us has immortal opportunities to succeed.
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2012, 05:38:07 AM »
David nobis pacem!
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