Favorite movie quotes!

[Dichotomy]

'ENGLISH @#%#$%$#*)#$ DO YOU SPEAK IT?'

'Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?  Oh you were finished.  Then allow me to retort'

'Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.'

'Harry this is illegal'
'I'm temporarily insane Rock it's alright'

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[AKKuya]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[PFactorDave]

Any number of quotes from Full Metal Jacket...  This one will clear the filters, mostly...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your bellybutton belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

[phatzo]

The Castle

Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad also had a way of making everyone feel important.
 Darryl Kerrigan: Go on Dale tell him. Tell 'em. Go on tell him.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Like the time I dug a hole.
Darryl Kerrigan: Dale dug a hole.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] And he would compliment Mum every night on her cooking.
 Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How's this boys. Woo hoo. What' do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it's got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody's kicked a goal.

[Widewing]

There's so many great movie quotes... This one, always make me smile...

Outlaw Josie Wales... Wales rides into the Comanche village looking for the feared Chief, Ten Bears.

Upon meeting each other on horse back, with a hundred Comanche braves surrounding them, the dialog begins...

Wales: "You be Ten Bears?"

10 Bears: "I am Ten Bears."

Wales, spitting tobacco juice before speaking: "I'm Josie Wales."

10 Bears, somewhat surprised: "I have heard. You're the Grey Rider, you would not make peace with the blue coats. You may go in peace."

Wales, his eyes narrowing: "I reckon not."

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14995

[68valu]

Archibald Cunningham: Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too


From "Rob Roy"

[ScottyK]

 " Its MY island" crazy steve from BraveHeart

[Dichotomy]

" Its MY island" crazy steve from BraveHeart

  "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're #%##%" 

[Dace]

Ziegel: "He is tearing ze wings off of zat plane!"

Heidemann: "Ah Ziegel, he shoot zem down. Your job is to keep him up there."

[Hannibal]

"You call yourself a patriot? And royal subject to the crown?"

"I do not call myself subject to much at all"  -Nathaniel to the British scum in Last of the Mohicans

[ScottyK]

  "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're #%##%" 

 

[Mano]

Ripley

“Nuke the entire site from orbit--it’s the only way to be sure”

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nuke-it-from-orbit

 

[Dichotomy]

 

Steve was the S@%# eh?

[ScottyK]

Steve was the S@%# eh?

 Agreed, for some odd reason i always yell "its my island" during St Patricks day when im near bagpipes and drums. 

[spammer]

We're on a mission from God!

http://youtu.be/-4YrCFz0Kfc