Favorite movie quotes!

[JOACH1M]

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence" Ricky Bobby Telledega Nights

or

"shut up you pumpkin pie haircutted freak!" police officer from Dumb and Dumber

post yours!  

[titanic3]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball.

[ScottyK]

 "Shes gotta feed the monkey"  the DUDE

 " Shut the F up Donny"  Walter Sobcheck



 any quote from the Big Lebwoski gets my vote too 
 
 

[Penguin]

"Alright you primitive screwheads, this, is my BOOMSTICK!"- Army of Darkness

"Hasta la Vista, Baby,"- Terminator 2

"It's not like we won't get our hair mussed, but 10, 20 million casualties, tops," - Dr. Strangelove

-Penguin

[M0nkey_Man]

Bill Guarnere:" How are those nuts, Sarge? "
Carwood Lipton: "They're doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask. "
-Band of Brothers

[Melvin]

"Charlie Don't Surf!"

[Tupac]

"He thinks the carpet pissers did this?"

Also, a whole bunch of quotes from Full Metal Jacket that arent appropriate

[Penguin]

Let's get the classics out of the way:

"Use the Force, Luke"
"I think I can hold it!"
"No, Luke, I am your father"
"It's a trap!"

-Penguin

[Melvin]

"People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla?

And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend.

We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.

Why?

Because a real RocknRolla wants the f*ck!ng lot."

[M0nkey_Man]

"He thinks the carpet pissers did this?"

Also, a whole bunch of quotes from Full Metal Jacket that arent appropriate

[phatzo]

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 

[IamSalem]

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" -Josey Wales

[AKKuya]

The best quote will always be from the first Superman movie.  When Lois Lane is dangling from the Daily Planet helicopter over the edge of the building by a thin pice of cord and let's go falling straight down.  Only to be caught by an ascending man in blue and red outfit with a cocky "I got you"

Her reply with hysteria [b]"If you got me, who's got you?"[/b]

[ACE]

"This wedding is horseshitttt" ~Step Brothers

[PFactorDave]

Little Bill:  You just shot an unarmed man
William Munny:  Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vw7d6LSWmk