Author Topic: David Speaks!  (Read 3110 times)

Offline Tordon22

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David Speaks!
« on: February 12, 2012, 03:37:43 PM »
Good afternoon, my flock.

First and foremost I would like to personally thank our members for the continued effort to keep the faith and memories of David alive and well in the BBS. Brother Corky's research into the Book of David has moistened my eyes several times. David's inner circle has decided its best to admit that I'm the medium who can hear David speak. I spent a few days earlier this week hiding in a bish factory, the rest hiding in the knit countryside. Despite constant fear of capture and torture or wose, I was able to contact David and receive his message.

But there is unfortunate business to talk about, the Church would warn members or false members from attempting to leverage any power or distribute titles/ranks within the Church. We've no need for Pope or anything else along those lines. We're all David's brothers or sisters and I'm simply the mouthpiece between David and yourselves.  The focus should be on bettering the game of Aces High as a united force and the Church is a bit dismayed with the participation in the David Wales Memorial Wish effort. The church does keep hope that the renewed presence of David's words among the BBS will stir some, if not all of you into action.

The following is the exact transcript of David's glorious and inspiring narrative:

" hi u lot , come wit me to the moutin .i think ur all great , and think u for telling hitch (not dale- thou shalt not call him that) and skuzzy how u lot feel , now we have big work to do , we all love aces high so now we def have to make wishes , blesteD r those who wish for thers is the kingdo of cartoons , dream and think and do let the mean lot tell u giberish u lot are,either dixlexic or stupid , do not beleev them , button the button ur top button up on ur tunik and wish hard and long , do it for rosey (not carrie- thou shalt not call her that) or do it for the apostles but wish , wish , wish , pleez the future bobs need you , thou shalt wisH!!!!!  this is seriuous like the face on my salute  :salute "


All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes.

Offline MickDono

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 03:43:37 PM »
 :pray :pray

Offline Tupac

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 03:43:59 PM »
I am but a humble acolyte of his teaching. Praise be to him.
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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 03:51:08 PM »
All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes, and to the prophet known as Zap.

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Offline Mano

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 03:51:41 PM »
LOL

Give it a rest, already!

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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 04:12:29 PM »

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 04:30:14 PM »
Can you ask David as you are his voice to his flock how I can gain AH enlightenment  :old:

I feel there is a void in my inner karma and feel that David and his magic hands will fill that void :old:

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 04:32:01 PM »
He speaks from the dead!!  Has thou rose?
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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 04:36:48 PM »
I am big with sad I look at make believe propheters who have came up to speak what i to you lot. You lot not listen to them should. I am with the miracle alive and good beeing and i have a new escellent good idea should go on list which desires. Now idea goodest yet fill dropping tanks with sperm dropping on whoever u like to......

Offline olds442

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2012, 04:38:09 PM »
See Rule #14










<last edited today by skuzzy>
only a moron would use Dolby positioning in a game.
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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2012, 04:44:16 PM »
I am big with sad I look at make believe propheters who have came up to speak what i to you lot. You lot not listen to them should. I am with the miracle alive and good beeing and i have a new escellent good idea should go on list which desires. Now idea goodest yet fill dropping tanks with sperm dropping on whoever u like to......

O soothesayer, please bring us back David. We have much to learn.
"It was once believed that an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of keyboards, would eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. However, with the advent of Internet messageboards we now know this is not the case."

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 04:44:50 PM »
Praise be to the Lord of all Wishes, may he and his cartooney heavenly host have mercy upon those who did not understand him.

Amen :pray

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »
How about I just announce who david is in game and we all be done with it?  :noid

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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2012, 05:33:07 PM »
Hi GUyz u see io put a cAPTLE h THERE my slpeling haz gotena so mucanh bettar hnowz thazt hithech (nt dale and Hde dont hav per purple under warrre ethier ) i lozce u allz al ong lieav higtech love au prob bea backs a on formua beacuasega i was a j niekel memba my faceihk looks al like tahis wgeb i thik of u gauyz  :x
as u see he even put a capital in the Hi. he spells so good!
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Re: David Speaks!
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2012, 05:51:21 PM »
as u see he even put a capital in the Hi. he spells so good!
As you see, he even put a capital in the "Hi".  He spells so well

I bet that's not even perfect either, but.....

good job olds :ahand