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Offline Penguin

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Little Tweaks
« on: February 26, 2012, 09:09:08 PM »
Life is good, but man, there are some freakin' annoying parts to it.  So I've titled this thread: "Little Tweaks" so that everyone who's had those moments can add theirs.

-All time is 24-hour UTC (No more timezones, no more A.M. P.M. shenanigans)
-All measurements are metric, but temperatures are in Kelvin (let's get with the times, and no more negative temperatures)
-Tau, a new variable defined as circumference divided by radius, joins math along e, i, and pi (Makes trigonometry easier)
-School starts at 8:00, ends at 15:00 (More sleep)
-All homework, materials, plans, powerpoints, etc., are on the internet (Easier to get back on track after absences, fewer worries)
-Tax day is moved to the first of a month (Why not, it looks nicer on a calendar, and the previous date was just as arbitrary)
-Change US National Anthem to "America the Beautiful" (It makes more sense)
-9 months of 30 days each, and December picks up the extra 5-6 (No more date-guessing shenanigans)
-10 days in a week with three days off in a row (See above)
-Make month names latin numerals (Sounds cooler, and makes more sense)
-Remove irregular verbs/adjectives/nouns from all languages everywhere (Makes more sense)
-Issue all students laptops (on good behavior)
-Redraw state borders to make a grid (It's like that in the West, why not in the East?)
-Rename soccer to football (Get with the rest of the world)
-Rename football to American Rugby (It's pretty much that)
-Get rid of the titles of Mr., Mrs., Miss, and Ms., and just call everyone by their first names
-Change QWERTY to Dvorak as the standard keyboard layout (it's much faster)
-Tiny bit of cartilage in skull coded into everyone's DNA so that nanobots can get in and out via syringe to enable us to work, perform every day tasks, and play games just by thinking. (Not so much a tweak as a technological breakthrough, but it's still awesome!)

EDIT: Explanations in parentheses

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« Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 09:22:51 PM by Penguin »

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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2012, 09:14:30 PM »
I can understand 1 or 2 things on there but there rest....WTF  :headscratch:
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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2012, 09:18:09 PM »
Wondering if Penguin got one of those California glaucoma perscriptions.

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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2012, 09:33:20 PM »
Wondering if Penguin got one of those California glaucoma perscriptions.

I do, but it's for something completely different... and joking aside, I can't take opiates for pain due to side effects that would be detrimental to my condition...  this 'alternative' pain medicine allows me to work and function, rather than be curled up in the fetal position or doped out of my mind licking windows.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2012, 09:37:02 PM »
-9 months of 30 days each, and December picks up the extra 5-6 (No more date-guessing shenanigans)

(10 x 30) + 6 = 306

Which is not equal to 365 days.
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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 09:59:22 PM »
(10 x 30) + 6 = 306

Which is not equal to 365 days.
exactly my thoughts too.....

to issue students laptops would be A LOT of money in a schools budget. even in a good economy how many schools could afford to do this?

my school day starts at 0800 and ends at 1445...I get just as much sleep as if it ended at 1300...

why Kelvin? 0K is "absolute zero" or the temperature at which NOTHING moves..... to get a temp of 70F it would be how many thousands of K's?

Mr., Mrs., Ms., and Miss are all formalities. If I was a teacher I wouldnt want my students saying "hey Kevin!" I would require "Hey, Mr. Brown!" How I was raised, how I'll die.

wtf is dvorak keyboard layout???  :headscratch:

putting the ability to inject nanobots into someones DNA so they can function, in my eyes, proves current societies lazyness and dependancy on technology to technology to make through a simple day.

All my teachers put theyre homework online, we can send powerpoints to them, some of them put the current days lesson online.... some public schools are ahead of yours.....

Timezones... to do away with this would be pointless in my eyes... it could be 12PM ET right now and still dark outside because we are -5 UTC.... taking away PM we may as well incorporate 24 hour clocks.
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2012, 10:01:46 PM »

wtf is dvorak keyboard layout???  :headscratch:

It's the keyboard layout for folks with a really high opinion of themselves.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2012, 10:24:03 PM »
No more daylight savings nonsence!  If we are saving it, where is it?  Its archaic, stupid and drives me up the wall.  I used to live in the virgin islands (Atlantic Standard Time), we didnt change our time twice a year.  It was beautiful, didnt need an alarm clock.
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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 05:34:36 AM »
Penguin, do yourself and the world a favor and start smoking weed.You could use a little paranoia in your life if you can't see a problem with injecting nanorobots into your brain. At the very least it will soften the landing for when you fall off your high horse eventually.

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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 07:05:06 AM »
Penguin, do yourself and the world a favor and start smoking weed.You could use a little paranoia in your life if you can't see a problem with injecting nanorobots into your brain. At the very least it will soften the landing for when you fall off your high horse eventually.
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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2012, 12:07:02 PM »
-All measurements are metric, but temperatures are in Kelvin (let's get with the times, and no more negative temperatures)
+1 for a worldwide standard temperature unit, but I don't care if it includes negative numbers.

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-Tau, a new variable defined as circumference divided by radius, joins math along e, i, and pi (Makes trigonometry easier)
-1, introducing 2*pi as tau would just obfuscate the true constants. And a constant it would be, not a variable.


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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2012, 12:35:10 PM »
Trig is already easy.
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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2012, 04:44:31 PM »
(10 x 30) + 6 = 306

Which is not equal to 365 days.

My bad, I meant to say 11.  Oops!

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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2012, 04:54:09 PM »
Life is good, but man, there are some freakin' annoying parts to it.  So I've titled this thread: "Little Tweaks" so that everyone who's had those moments can add theirs.

-All time is 24-hour UTC (No more timezones, no more A.M. P.M. shenanigans)
-All measurements are metric, but temperatures are in Kelvin (let's get with the times, and no more negative temperatures)
-Tau, a new variable defined as circumference divided by radius, joins math along e, i, and pi (Makes trigonometry easier)
-School starts at 8:00, ends at 15:00 (More sleep)
-All homework, materials, plans, powerpoints, etc., are on the internet (Easier to get back on track after absences, fewer worries)
-Tax day is moved to the first of a month (Why not, it looks nicer on a calendar, and the previous date was just as arbitrary)
-Change US National Anthem to "America the Beautiful" (It makes more sense)
-9 months of 30 days each, and December picks up the extra 5-6 (No more date-guessing shenanigans)
-10 days in a week with three days off in a row (See above)
-Make month names latin numerals (Sounds cooler, and makes more sense)
-Remove irregular verbs/adjectives/nouns from all languages everywhere (Makes more sense)
-Issue all students laptops (on good behavior)
-Redraw state borders to make a grid (It's like that in the West, why not in the East?)
-Rename soccer to football (Get with the rest of the world)
-Rename football to American Rugby (It's pretty much that)
-Get rid of the titles of Mr., Mrs., Miss, and Ms., and just call everyone by their first names
-Change QWERTY to Dvorak as the standard keyboard layout (it's much faster)
-Tiny bit of cartilage in skull coded into everyone's DNA so that nanobots can get in and out via syringe to enable us to work, perform every day tasks, and play games just by thinking. (Not so much a tweak as a technological breakthrough, but it's still awesome!)
- Teach math in schools, or at least explain how to use the calculator option on the free laptops (so kids can make a proper calendar change request)
EDIT: Explanations in parentheses

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Re: Little Tweaks
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2012, 05:16:23 PM »
exactly my thoughts too.....

to issue students laptops would be A LOT of money in a schools budget. even in a good economy how many schools could afford to do this?

my school day starts at 0800 and ends at 1445...I get just as much sleep as if it ended at 1300...

why Kelvin? 0K is "absolute zero" or the temperature at which NOTHING moves..... to get a temp of 70F it would be how many thousands of K's?

Mr., Mrs., Ms., and Miss are all formalities. If I was a teacher I wouldnt want my students saying "hey Kevin!" I would require "Hey, Mr. Brown!" How I was raised, how I'll die.

wtf is dvorak keyboard layout???  :headscratch:

putting the ability to inject nanobots into someones DNA so they can function, in my eyes, proves current societies lazyness and dependancy on technology to technology to make through a simple day.

All my teachers put theyre homework online, we can send powerpoints to them, some of them put the current days lesson online.... some public schools are ahead of yours.....

Timezones... to do away with this would be pointless in my eyes... it could be 12PM ET right now and still dark outside because we are -5 UTC.... taking away PM we may as well incorporate 24 hour clocks.

Dvorak is a keyboard layout built for speed, as opposed to QWERTY, which was actually built to create typos and slow you down (early typewriters couldn't handle the speed).  It would require a few weeks' training, but you'd gain around 10 wpm and a good dose of accuracy.  It's the way it was supposed to be in the first place.

On titles, my point exactly.  They're needless- we have first names for a reason.  For a long time, we only had one name (e.g., Socrates, Joseph).  Last names are a necessity nowadays due to the billions of people that we have, but titles are a bizarre holdover from medieval times.

The laptops would be just like calculators (which run at around $80 a pop)- most would buy them themselves, and aid would take care of the rest.  It turns out that enough people feel bad about not paying for it themselves if they can that the cost goes way down.  Buying in bulk directly from suppliers also drives costs down.  In addition, laptops are a common feature of many households already, so it's not like you have to buy them for everyone.  Districts can also collect old laptops and refurbish them, or ask for donations (with the donor's name glued on it).  There's plenty that can be done to reduce the cost.

Ok, so let's get with the times, then.  Can your school teach our school how to get our stuff online?  I kid you not.

So I guess when Oog and Boog thought of the wheel and moved their stuff on rickshaws instead of their backs, they were lazy?  We make technology to make things easier, so that we can do more of what we want and less of what we don't.  That's logic, not laziness.  In fact, the "simple" day that you speak of is only simple because of the vast amount of technology in it already.  For example, before small-scale refrigerators and ovens (as opposed to hearths) cooking used to take all day.  So what's so great about doing stuff like fiddling with the lights, heat, garage door, keyboards/mice, credit/debit cards, printers, yourself, anyway?  I can use your argument to take civilization back to the stone age.

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@Dragon, I get it, I made a multiplication error.  I'll do it on paper next time.  Yes, I know it makes me look like an idiot.

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