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Offline Tupac

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Audible dog farts
« on: February 26, 2012, 11:33:11 PM »
Are hilarious, mostly because they scare dogs. This was the first time I have ever seen my dog fart himself awake, LOL!
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 01:31:08 AM »
Yanno whats even funnier.
when your dog walsk past make a small soft fart sound.
Every once in a while it will catch them by surprise and they will get mildy startled,stop and smell themselves to make sure it wasnt them.

First time it happened I about fell off my chair laughing
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 01:39:12 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

I will have to try that
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 02:22:19 AM »
My first Rottweiler could rattle the windows. He'd rip one and then turn and stare at his butt with his ears perked in a "wtf?!?" look.
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 05:57:23 AM »
Quote from: Slash27 on February 27, 2012, 02:22:19 AM
My first Rottweiler could rattle the windows. He'd rip one and then turn and stare at his butt with his ears perked in a "wtf?!?" look.

My goofy German Shepard/Golden Retriever mix does the same thing.
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 08:35:21 AM »
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 03:44:11 PM »
Our dog is on a fish and potato food due to some food allergy things.

It's rare for her to fart with sound.  Usually she'll raise up , stretch and walk slowly away...about then you'll notice you can't breath, your vision has gone blurry and time seems to stand still.
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
my dog has gotten so used to it now that he doesn't even bother to check it out ... he just gets up and leaves... cheeky bugger ... I might add, he only leaves when he knows it is a good one. Which is most of them hahaha
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 04:10:28 PM »
Wow Von what a beauty! I assume this is the new addition?  :aok
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 05:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Frodo on February 27, 2012, 04:10:28 PM
Wow Von what a beauty! I assume this is the new addition?  :aok

That's her  :D
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2012, 05:41:28 PM »
She is a cutey pie VonMessa!
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 05:45:16 AM »
I never hear my dog fart but man when he does clear the room!  My cat farts a lot kinda a squeking noise, and my snake, well he farts in his water dish can hear it to the other side of the house.
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 07:07:26 AM »
I had a White German Shepard that would clear the room



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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 07:37:10 AM »
Quote from: homersipes on February 28, 2012, 05:45:16 AM
I never hear my dog fart but man when he does clear the room!  My cat farts a lot kinda a squeking noise, and my snake, well he farts in his water dish can hear it to the other side of the house.

OK, now I know I wasn't hearing things wen I used to own a snake  :rofl  <whew>
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Re: Audible dog farts
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 10:28:59 AM »
My dogs are pitbulls and they have HORRIBLE gas problems!!! Not sure why, I do not give them human food or anything like that but some times they just stink and they are so loud that they jump up and spin around wondering where the noise came from!! Its so funny!
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