Anyone that thinks they can handle that supernova ball of energy (aka a border collie) and who lives in the DE, MD, VA, or PA area of the USA would be well-advised to stop over to the mid-atlantic border collie rescue:
www.mabcr.orgSome owner warnings:
1. These dogs are scary smart. Do not under any circumstances teach them to open your refrigerator, open doors and/or gates, or operate heavy machinery.
2. Do not get alarmed if the dog seems to be staring at you all the time - they are not plotting your imminent demise. If you don't like being stared at while in the bedroom, it is OK to eject the dog from the room.
3. If you hear odd noises at night, just roll over and go back to sleep. The dog is just dreaming about opening the refrigerator or firing up some heavy machinery.
4. Cut the dog NO SLACK. The dog is so smart that he may try to lull you into the sense that he "didn't know what he was doing" or "he couldn't help it" when he got up on the counter and ate that ham. Don't believe it - they know exactly what they are doing at all times.
5. If you have multiple border collies, beware of conspiracies. Conspiracies may take the form of framing the cat or another dog for getting the ham off the counter, but know that it was the border collie(s) that instigated the events in question. Look for the telltale signs of furniture being moved to facilitate climbing on the counter - this is a sure giveaway as the cat is too small to move most furniture. If in doubt, give all the dogs hell (and the cat too for failing to stop it).
6. Give the dog a JOB. It can be running geese, catching the flying squirrel, or something as simple as carrying the flying squirrel to the park. It doesn't matter what the job is, just so long as each border collie HAS a job (they really HATE being unemployed).