Awww...Common...no Super Godzilla Double Face Palm.........I used to have an Exchange server in the 90's that paged me if a process thread held over a threashold for more than 15 minutes. I put in a simple message: ExchCA01DS over 15.
One O-Dark-30 it pages me with the message: BABY01DS has you by the NADS. hehehe!!!