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Offline MarineUS

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Explaining MPH to a blonde
« on: March 19, 2012, 09:32:38 PM »
This...I mean...I think I just lost the rest of my faith in the human race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYTj5CChaA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 09:43:26 PM »
Wow, that made my head hurt.....

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 09:44:04 PM »
lol guys she can't be serious... lol I bet we got trolled
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 09:45:03 PM »
OMG ROTFLMFAO
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 09:48:11 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 09:52:33 PM »
It's fake, no way anyone is THAT stupid.

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 10:00:14 PM »
This...I mean...I think I just lost the rest of my faith in the human race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYTj5CChaA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Did you originally see this on GON?
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 10:12:16 PM »
     I'm not so sure we got trolled.

     Years back I was dating a girl, and I moved a picture frame on my wall several feet to one side.  When she next came over she asked me "wasnt that photo over there?"  I responded that she was correct but since I was in such an old house the walls had shifted. (as a silly lame joke)
     To my amazement Her response was "Really...wha...how..no you're messing with me.  Wait! really?!  She didn't really believe what I told her, but in all seriousness she could not understand how a picture could move three feet from one part of a wall to another.

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 10:27:42 PM »
SHe's actually pretty smart in how a brain works. I really don't think any guy would seriously post a video on youtube on how dumb his wife is.

... but my real life example of blonde moment, was me dating this ggirl in Florida that wasn't all the way up there (but man DID SHE have a body! :devil). When I left Florida to California, while saying good bye with her folks she said : "You are going to California? When will you be back in USA? Her mom almost passed out :lol
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 12:25:41 AM »
Hahahahahaha epic troll level :D

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 01:47:27 AM »
WOW!
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 02:59:19 AM »

The real meaning of MPH: Response Video

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 03:12:13 AM »
"Now, if I had to make the choice of one fighter aircraft above all the others...it would be, without any doubt, the world's greatest propeller driven flying machine - the magnificent and immortal Spitfire."
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 06:05:52 AM »
There are a few of them out there, ex GF of mine, is one of them.

in short we had a conversation about world being covered by 3/4 water... her response was NO it's 75% from there it went down hill, tried to explain that it was the same....

I just gave up! :bhead
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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »
My wife is exceptionally intelligent, yet she is absolutely owned by math.  Over the years, she has forced herself to get better (she handles our finances with a mastery, she calls herself an "asian jew"... which I think is okay... I mean, it's not politically correct, but it's politically awesome...)

Anyway... a few years ago... I thought she was going to throw down because of a little argument that we had...  she insisted that 750 was an odd number.  It didn't help that a really good friend of ours was there, and even though he KNEW we'd just entered dangerous territory, he couldn't keep a straight face... (you'd have to know the guy, he's one of those dudes that anyone would be more than blessed to have as a friend, and is absolutely respectful... so for him to lose his bearing...)

Anyway, the great difficulty she has with non-meaningful/uninteresting numbers (there is some clinical term for it... abstract concepts, etc), has cause her to internalize certain things in error... and I guess the concept of "odds and evens" was locked in as relating to the first digit...  anyway, to this day, I don't bring it up hahahahahahaha....

She is beautiful, scrappy, sees road curve speed warnings as a challenge, has taught herself electrical engineering, carpentry, and can build a spreadsheet that would make Stephen Hawking reach for the Exedrin... just don't ask her to do even the most basic math in her head (literally... 7x5... forget about it...)

I am hoping one day I can get her to gun a buff again for me in AH  :x
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