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Offline eagl

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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 10:25:28 AM »
I prefer the peanut variety because when eaten for lunch you get multiple food groups.  Protein, milk, and whatever is in the hard candy shell.

Except that my son is allergic to peanuts so out of interest in his survival, my plan to rid the planet of all peanuts will begin soon.  He's THAT allergic, bummer.  I ate a PBJ sammich almost every day for about 8 years growing up, so I like peanuts.  But they'll kill my boy, so they gotta go.

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 10:28:56 AM »
Don't hate the peanuts, hate the things called "vaccines" that go under the guise of helpful injections to prevent disease.


Also, Jimmy Carter brought back the legal ability to homebrew beer.  That makes up for EVERYTHING else he did  :devil
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 11:33:48 AM »
Don't hate the peanuts, hate the things called "vaccines" that go under the guise of helpful injections to prevent disease.


Also, Jimmy Carter brought back the legal ability to homebrew beer.  That makes up for EVERYTHING else he did  :devil


Please tell us about these vaccines as I may not have learned enough during my molecular biology curriculum in college.
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 11:36:35 AM »
What about the M&Ms that wish to be Ws?  Are they being forced to adhere to corporate expectations?

all the "W's" were thrown out by the blond that worked there.

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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 11:49:43 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2012, 12:17:01 PM »
Peanut M&M's are quite possibly the perfect food. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand AND they weed out the weak "peanut allergy" crowd from the gene pool. Did I mention they were delicious? Because they are. They are very delicious.
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2012, 12:46:26 PM »
They're all good but the pretzel ones are fantastic!

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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2012, 02:34:58 PM »
Please tell us about these vaccines as I may not have learned enough during my molecular biology curriculum in college.

This and working in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?
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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2012, 02:51:45 PM »
Pretzel M&M's ftw.

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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2012, 03:19:52 PM »
This and wprling in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?

My sphincter involuntarily let loose on that one  :rofl

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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2012, 06:19:29 PM »
Their slogan "melt in your mouth not in your hand", thats false advertising. They do in fact melt in your hand and also among other places not worth mentioning  :uhoh
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2012, 08:45:38 PM »
Their slogan "melt in your mouth not in your hand", thats false advertising. They do in fact melt in your hand and also among other places not worth mentioning  :uhoh

Like... on a pizza?
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2012, 08:59:56 PM »
Like... on a pizza?

I think he puts them between his toes before putting on his socks.  Get that warm squishy feeling all day after the hard candy shell cracks open, no matter how carefully you walk.
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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2012, 09:35:43 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2012, 09:58:21 PM »
Back to the OP picture though, that may be the best tasting chocolate pi I've ever seen   :neener:
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