Still waiting for MY opening day:
Mud season has begun, no offroad in most areas around me until June 1.
As to the "intelligence" required to watch a baseball game, you are indoors watching a kids game being played outdoors. And yell as you may, you are not actually affecting the outcome, nor the decisions.
I agree with dago, but he did leave out the two you quoted loon. All of those are not easy to watch at home. At least baseball is tolerable at the park, once the loan goes through for the finacial bath you take to do it.
Bob