new book

[Rash]

Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women.  Two thirds of the book is not what to buy them.  I'm Thinking chapter 469 will be about pillows, candles and perfume.


chapter I

Guns

Chapter II

big sticks or bats.

Chapter III

Rocks, other than diamonds.

Chapter Iv

Sharp objects.
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[Rash]

Just in case you wanted to know,

Chapter V

Frying pans.

[Hungry]

Chapter 6 What they really mean despite what they're saying

[APDrone]

Chapter VI

Divorce Lawyer on Retainer.

[Rash]

Think thats chapter 412,

Chapter VI

Pant's that make their but butt look to big.

Don't ever buy those!

[AKKuya]

Chapter 10 should devote exclusively to not buying women anything costing more than one week's salary.  Once that has been crossed, there's no going back.

[Rash]

You guys are only coming up with a an epilogue of my book....

[wil3ur]

Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners

[Rash]

Wil, that should be moved up a few chapters, somewhere around fat jeans and frying pans.

[Rash]

Motorcycle and boat that they can't operate is chapter 27 material.

[FYB]

Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer

 

[Rash]

Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer

 

You have to teach them that?  Like teaching a dog to fetch a beer?

[Rash]

chapter 12, underwear

You would think the would like edible underwear.  Apparently not, and don't even suggest they go commando, unless it messes up some dress line.

[Rash]

Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners

Wil, after further thought, vacuum should be number one, right before things they can't operate.


I added before with the edit.

[eagl]

Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women. 

I'd think that chapter 1 ought to cover how to make sure your women never find out about each other.  Or how to get your woman another woman so then you have compatible women.