Author Topic: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....  (Read 4422 times)

Offline dirtdart

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So there I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins, out of ammo, with a bent bayonet.....

I went to take my son to boy scouts last night, so I up a 29, 1.2 zillion sectors from anything, and take the boy to his meeting.  I come back, expecting to be pleasantly cruising at 25-28k (based on time).  All I see is tower.  My seven year old daughter comes over and says...."Dad, your airplane crashed". 

So, I turn the game off, open film viewer to see who the lethal afk killer is and find my plane in some form of a deep stall.  Well, I keep indexing, looking for the entrance to the stall, and there it is....

I see my mic cue up and I hear a little voice, then I see the throttles going back and forth, and the wheel moving around.  Well, Apparently a B29 at nearly 30K can't go into a spin (12K bombs, 100 fuel) and then recover with max throttle and max control inputs.  Also, as the airplane breaks into a long tube, it still cannot fly, again, I swear. 

I humbly request my 103 perkies back because your undermodeling of the B29 has resulted in an airplane that cannot be flown by a seven year old girl. 
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 07:38:25 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 07:40:56 AM »
 :D We should create a KFC (Kindergarten fighting club).
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2012, 08:04:04 AM »
SYSTEM: You have been shot down by KIDACK
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2012, 08:10:38 AM »
 :rofl

There are no pies stored in this plane overnight

                          
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2012, 08:29:39 AM »
 :lol  It would have been priceless to see her expression when the big CRASH!!! BANG!!!!   :uhoh plane pancaked  :bolt:

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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 08:31:52 AM »
:D We should create a KFC (Kindergarten fighting club).

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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 08:33:12 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2012, 08:42:02 AM »
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2012, 08:45:13 AM »
Dirtdart this is not a problem this is an opportunity for a teaching moment.  Explain to your seven year old daughter that she must fly your account until she replaces all of your lost perkies.   :D

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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2012, 08:51:04 AM »

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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 09:09:09 AM »
Enjoy these times as they grow up before you know it. Great little story for the family and a film to save for years to come.  :aok
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 09:41:56 AM »
Yeah, what made it really funny was that she was so non-chalant about the whole thing, again why HT owes me my perks back ( :pray).  Your plane crashed.  Meaning, it is inferior in design because it can't handle the raw awesomeness of a seven year old princess. 
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Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 09:45:24 AM »
eeeeeerrrrrrr Daddy"...................

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