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Offline Rob52240

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New alt F4 joke
« on: April 24, 2012, 02:47:17 AM »
Now that we have that message pop up when you alt F4.

I think it's funny to be in a posted mission and type on mission channel: 
System:  Lost UDP Session.  Switch to TCP

Someone usually takes the bait when they see UDP and TCP in the corner of their eye.  It's really funny when 5 guys respond to it and say they're about to disco.
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Offline MachFly

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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 03:43:30 AM »
One it's still a different color, and two your name will be right in front of "system".
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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 04:10:47 AM »
It doesn't always matter.  The eye jumps to what looks important.  Try it on your squad text channel sometime.
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Offline cobia38

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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 06:30:44 AM »
It doesn't always matter.  The eye jumps to what looks important.  Try it on your squad text channel sometime.
 
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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 07:33:19 AM »
 
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Not well I guess  :rofl
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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 01:11:33 PM »
If you really want to screw with your squad, do it during FSO. :devil
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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 07:02:08 PM »
 
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+1 for originality.
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Re: New alt F4 joke
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 07:51:28 PM »
a couple of years ago.  I called a we are under attack by high alt fighters and bombers, as I was taking off from a base and saw about 10 to 15 dots.  about 20 guys showed up ready to defend.  we found nothing.  after further examination i decided to clean my monitor and no more false alarms.



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