car for sale

[DMGOD]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/2942643573.html

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that's great

 

[ebfd11]

LOL I have a 2004 p71 with the full police package and last night I put a Cobra to shame. He tried to "Race" me down the highway. That baby went from 60 to 135 real quick when you floor it and the transmission goes to direct drive. I also had to laugh because I went by a PA State trooper doing approx 85 as I was slowing down and he didn't even give me a second glance, the Cobra, he went after and he was going slower than me.

All I can say is PHEEEEEEEEEW!

LawnDart

[Waffle]

this one was pretty good too...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17koxdxoknvw8jpg/original.jpg

[Tracerfi]

"This motherdiddlyer is the car God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God toejam like making hurricanes and crap. Its set up to go fast, and who doesn't like to go fast? Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist?" 

[Tank-Ace]

Quite likely one of the funniest things I've read.

[4Prop]

I've gotta call this dude LOL

[DMGOD]

And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.