Now that all the fanbios have spoken, SoftICE Steam and see what it's really doing.
And then write about how great it is that we have to seclude our gaming rigs from our home lans 

FYI, dismissing everyone who uses steam or likes it as a "fanboi" pretty much automatically negates anything you have to say on the subject. I certainly am no fanboi of steam and think most of those launcher portals are bloated marketing tricks, however they have their uses and since a couple of games I play pretty much require steam just to run, that means I use steam. And it has not wrecked my computer, nor has my computer or network become infested with malware as a result of using steam.
Your assertion that this makes me and everyone else who uses steam a fanboi means you earn a spot on my ignore list no matter how right you might be.