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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 10:06:05 AM »
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 10:12:53 AM »
Allied pilots have been wondering about the latest Luftwaffe tactic since word got out the 999000 might fly a 17.  American fighter pilots have been coming home with claims even though they haven't had to fire a shot :)

There is concern that German fighter pilots have forgotten to close the canopy or to use their safety harness.

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No, you've gotten pictures of our biggest problem... dang rookies killing so many allies they forget to pay attention to fuel levels and.. well, you see what happens.  :devil
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 10:26:01 AM »
I got 999's 17's he hates head on attacks muhahahaha.
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 10:31:42 AM »
ROC is correct in myself for not telling the whole truth.  I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's. :devil
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2012, 10:42:05 AM »
ROC is correct in myself for not telling the whole truth.  I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's. :devil

You misheard that, Kuya. Any bomber pilot who DOESN'T hit their target will recieve a free month of AH courtesy of the Axis CM's. But there is a minimum miss requirement of 60% or greater from all the bombers. It's team effort guys! MISS THOSE TARGETS!  :salute
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2012, 02:19:20 PM »
Allied Pilots, don't be fooled by the rhetoric of AKKUYA as he draws you into his futile effort.

Those planes he is promoting as safe and secure are neither.  Avoid his propaganda, save your selves. AKKUA and his leaders are trying to involve themselves in a conflict that is not their concern, you, however, will pay their price of admission.  Don't be fooled, stay home, stay alive.

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2012, 02:51:40 PM »
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I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's.

 :rofl Knowing what you guys are going to get hit with, I may just accept that offer lol won't cost me a DIME!  :D
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2012, 02:57:32 PM »
:rofl, atleast they aren't lawndarting yet  :confused:

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 06:21:25 PM »
Hey Don't use my name in Vain...

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2012, 07:17:35 AM »
Don't listen to the Luft WAFFLE hype. They may be able to lift but after we plaster the whole country side with craters they won't be able to land. That is why I heard the G2 saying that they aren't even teaching the new jocks to land but to bail, this way they will look real good when exiting through the canopy... :) :) :) :)

Is it true the chicken is now the offical fowl of the Luft WAFFLE ??????

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2012, 01:01:01 PM »
A friendly reminder for allied bomber pilots from the Luftwaffe.  Bring your favorite condiments that you like on your potatoes, becouse we are going to load your planes with as many taters as we can :lol :aok

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2012, 01:53:34 PM »
Is it true the chicken is now the offical fowl of the Luft WAFFLE ??????

Absolutely it is! It's our best tactic against you're President! Chicken is SO popular in America, if you begin attacking it and showing hatred for it, the public will be mad. I mean what will they use all that shake and bake for? How will McNuggets be born? So it will get a new president in office.. a Chicken LOVING president who will see the error of his ways and call off the war so we can all have Chicken Parmesan and the world will be at peace once more.

TAKE THAT ALLIES!
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2012, 06:35:43 PM »
shoot, i bet the german planes are going back to their old tricks when it comes to atacking b17's.  they will send one in and if he dies then ask him if 999 is flying the b17 if yes, they will attack the others if not then they attack only that formation and do it all over again with the next formation.  this is pure cheating on their part.


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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2012, 06:50:28 PM »
looks like 3 out of the 5 b-17 pics the crews survived for another day....hmmmm will goering and his girls be as lucky?? :cheers:

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2012, 07:39:50 PM »
How soon the allies forget.



















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