Author Topic: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!  (Read 2479 times)

Offline M1A1

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2012, 07:36:42 AM »
Wow look they have pooled all of their gun camera footage and come up with these few images. The some total of the LuftWAFFLES kills. So what's that like a ratio of 1 kill per every 1000th sortie?? Sureender now and you can all go back to your struedel and Leiderhosen. :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2012, 12:39:47 PM »
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2012, 01:29:43 PM »
Past the enormous intimate boils a shortened lemon.

I did.
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2012, 05:40:58 PM »
Wow look they have pooled all of their gun camera footage and come up with these few images. The some total of the LuftWAFFLES kills. So what's that like a ratio of 1 kill per every 1000th sortie?? Sureender now and you can all go back to your struedel and Leiderhosen. :lol :lol :lol

Ha!  The Internet's not big enough to show all the Allied bombers shot down.
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2012, 09:29:39 PM »
My your kill counts are as inflated as your egos! How do you guys count?? 1,2, 3, 1000?? I knew that the LuftWAFFLE was short of experienced pilots but now they are driving them to the field on the shortbus..LMAO


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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2012, 09:53:53 PM »
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My your kill counts are as inflated as your egos!

Have you seen our roster?  Not a chance, our egos are WAY bigger!!
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2012, 10:05:12 PM »
Have you seen our roster?  Not a chance, our egos are WAY bigger!!


This is why it looks like Germany is covered in barrage balloons :)
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2012, 10:37:04 PM »

This is why it looks like Germany is covered in barrage balloons :)

Pffttt, those are for the after party. We're using the allied bombers as the fireworks and the fighters.. whoa.. that's gonna be a doozy. We're having party games in the air and we have special targets on the ground.

The rules are simple:
1)Using a League* authorized dart hit the target.
2) If the dart doesn't make it to the ground in once piece, the player must scream YAHTZEE and get another dart.
3) Continue until all darts are used or gone.
4) Most Yahtzee's and target hits wins!









* Darts must consist of 2 wings a prop and a tail before the start of the game. They must also have a blue circle with a 5 point white star emblazoned on the Dart in some location. Typically the dart will scream in some language that sounds like it came from across the ocean when sent to the ground.
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2012, 11:06:55 PM »
Yahtzee!

I like this game :)

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2012, 11:20:23 PM »


I think this counts as a target hit. :neener:

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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2012, 11:34:46 PM »
Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England.  I'm not sure how those count?  I don't think you guys can win that way with all the 109 prangs due to the narrow undercarriage :)
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2012, 01:04:57 AM »
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Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England.  I'm not sure how those count?

They have to count, it's the only way we get to play.  You guys are going to pork the airspawns so bad you won't make it to Germany  :neener:
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2012, 01:10:46 AM »
They have to count, it's the only way we get to play.  You guys are going to pork the airspawns so bad you won't make it to Germany  :neener:

Ok Hermann  :) does that mean when you see our Mustangs over Berlin you will know the war is lost?  Can we then call you Meyer ?  :)
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2012, 03:38:22 AM »
Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England.  I'm not sure how those count?  I don't think you guys can win that way with all the 109 prangs due to the narrow undercarriage :)

All other target photos would give away classified Sheep intel, so they remain Top Secret.
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Re: Allied Bomber Recruiters are not telling you the truth!
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2012, 07:45:20 AM »
After the war you can use those 109's and 190's as crop dusters cause as I can surely see they can carry a ton of BS....LMAO!!!

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